BE THEY DO CRIMES

Fun fact, some suffragettes used a very similar thing to argue that women should be allowed to vote - because if the “he” in voting law doesn’t include women, then neither does the “he” in any other law, so either women can vote and are law-abiding, OR women cannot vote and are free to steal, not pay taxes, etc. Some people went so far as to break laws to make their point! (’What’s Your Pronoun?’ by Dennis Baron is my source, and a good read).

this will always be my favorite bit

my guy copyrighted his comment 

Husband just told me he’s going to sit in the car because he’s about to yell at someone on the phone and doesn’t want me to be upset by his yelling and I can’t decide if this is a little sad or kinda hilarious.

Remember that post about how a lot of women are inherently terrified of men shouting, even when it’s not directed at them or with cruel intentions? Good men get that and will uhhhhh apparently sit in their car on a summer day because they just HAVE to roast someone but they also respect women’s feelings.

“Pardon me, madam. This gentleman must be put to rights immediately. I will take him out of doors for a thorough admonition so as not to upset your delicate constitution.”

I wonder if anyone has ever written about me

“are you ok?” lol fuck no

oh i am absolutely an idiot but i do have my moments

this is so heart warming

Pride & Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright

I can’t with this

this is one of the best television moments ever

Anne Hathaway as Daphne Kluger OCEAN’S 8 (2018) dir. Gary Ross