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so when are the residents going to stop being evil?

Diva

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am i constantly tired? yes.

but am i staying awake when i should be sleeping? also yes.

i just left my job. i couldn’t work for that man after what he said to me.

what did he say

“you’re fired”

why do text posts these days sound like vaudeville humor

If I mysteriously die or disappear just know it was the duolingo owl

“The Most Popular Girls in School” is BACK and it’s STILL FUCKING GREAT.

Warning: This video contains probably every swear word in the English Language.

“…OK well, good luck.”

Su-san

this is why the internet was made

what to heck??

in my notifications

Girl: “ugh I was at a gay club and a girl hit on me! it was so gross and uncomfortable!”

Me: 

I’m Screaming at the fact that they edited the meme 😩

*sitting with relatives at a family function*

some aunty: what type of girl do you like? i know tons of girls who would make you happy! when are you going to find a wife? :)

me, on my phone with the brightness turned all the way down, scrolling past a gifset of a gaped butthole: 

by Nuclear Sharingan

baby boomers/generation x:

millennials:

generation Z: