remember when you weren’t aware of oppressive power structures and all u wanted was a lavalamp ??

Hi I’ll be auditioning for congress and I’ll be singing American Idiot by Green Day.

Everyone go home we have a winner

we all have a person who’s name we hear and we just

the three p’s:

am i getting better looking or am i just loving myself more

teachers say tests are easy but they wouldn’t know because they have all the answers

Hi I’m auditioning for the part of Christian Grey and I’ll be singing Blurred Lines

do you ever want to just yell in someones face to date you

Hate y’all

I AM FUCKING SCREAMINGGGGG

Hi I’m auditioning for the role of Henry VIII and I’ll be singing Royals by Lorde

Hi, I’ll be auditioning for the Titanic, and I’ll be singing “Sugar, We’re Going Down”

people that chew so loud and talk while eating are the root cause of global warming 

mom: are you ever gonna clean your room?

me:  

if i die i want everyone to come to my funeral guys $3 girls free until 9pm byob no drama turn up

dont stop blogging about ferguson dont stop talking about it i see so many people have moved back to their normal blogging stop doing that