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Avocado at law

@polyjolllly / polyjolllly.tumblr.com

Jennifer. 25. Law student. She/Her. Slytherin. Les Mis. Avengers. Game of Thrones. Feminist.
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thoodleoo

what if i just keep my working title for my sappho paper and turn it in like this

other titles i might use:

  • Let Sappho Be Lesbian You Cowards: Like Seriously This Is Not The 19th Century
  • Compulsory Heterosexuality And You: A Pamphlet On Why You Should Just Not
  • Reasons Why Straight People Should Not Be Allowed To Translate Sappho
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polyjolllly

Actually my undergrad dissertation though LOL

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I will continue to call The Creature “Frankenstein” and no force in Heaven or Earth will impede that.

I also laughed at him totally deliberately calling attention to the fact Victor isn’t a real doctor because he dropped out of college and built a guy out of corpses

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I don’t understand why books have shifted from having summaries on the back of the covers to having one-line reviews.

Seriously though. I want to know what the book is about. Not that someone from the Evening Standard thinks it’s a masterpiece. 

I have been waiting for this post my whole life.

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weavemama

like student athletes don’t get one of the best treatments out there lmao 

also literally the caption to the original of the above art-piece is to not diminish others pain because you have it tougher, because we’re all different and what you can take in stride, someone else might not be able to handle. So not only is the point trying to be made ridicolous, it’s also just plain wrong to use an art-piece that isn’t speaking about ‘oh pull yourself together my pain is harder’, but literally the opposite

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roses are red america hates females we could’ve avoided all this

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on this day, we appreciate julius caesar who, as he fell to the ground after being stabbed 23 times, held his toga in a such a way as not to indecently expose himself

that’s classy but if i got stabbed 23 times, my jeans would hit the floor before i did and EVERYONE who stabbed me is seein my dick

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CAST ME!

Cast me in something. Anything.

Like a…

- Broadway show

- Movie

- Television show

- Book

I’m really interested in hearing what roles everyone could see me playing…past, present, and future. Leave your casting choices in my ask box.

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