me throwing the canterbury tales across the room: flying chaucer

just because I am in the shape of a person does not mean I am one

Listen. Cut your own hair. Dye it blue, then shave it off when you’re bored of it. Wear that outfit with those shoes. Paint your nails with all the colors of the rainbow. Get that tattoo. Go to the movies alone. Get coffee, then drink it at that special place you like. Mouth the words of the song you’re listening to on public transport. Put that thing on your wall. Bake. Draw. Dance in your underwear. Life is so much better when you don’t give a fuck

Here’s a secret: this is exactly how you’ll feel when you get to your 50’s. So never fear getting old, it is very liberating. Even better: Don’t wait till you’re old, because you can never know what will happen

This is the best reply this post has gotten and I thank you for it.

i understand why van gogh cut off his ear and shot himself in the middle of an open field like i get it now

remember when lol meant “laughing out loud” instead of “this is to indicate that this brief text isn’t hostile”

i dab every morning when i wake up

I know German likes to take English words but when will yall realise shit like “gegoogelt” and “gechillt” sounds genuinely awful

Ich wurde outgecalled:(

being touchstarved makes u absolutely buckwild when someone does smth simple like .share a chair with u

like having someone touch your hand with the tips of their fingers shouldn’t feel like So Much it shouldn’t feel like your whole body is going into anaphylactic shock but here we are. here we are.

ok 2 many of u relate

i wish i could say “?????????” in real life it would be very useful

God bless German „hä“

Finding a fresh new daydreaming plot is honestly the best feeling.

me, dumping a load of freshly washed but unfolded laundry on my bed: boy i’m sure gonna be pissed about this when i want to go to bed

u know when u drink really cold or hot drinks and u can feel it going down into ur stomach and u feel like one of those skeleton pirates in pirates of the caribbean when they’re drinking the beer

“damn daniel” ceased to be a meme as soon as he appeared on ellen ….. the memes are for the proletariat and ellen is not the proletariat.

……… down with the memegeoise.

depression meal: standing in the kitchen for 15 minutes debating if i have the energy to cook then leaving after eating raw bread