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Strange Garlic Erotica

@rainbowhouseplant / rainbowhouseplant.tumblr.com

Name: Houseplant. Age: Houseplant. Location: Houseplant                                  Don't Ask Me To Tag Shit, Just Unfollow. Aspiring Polyglot that suffers from lexical gaps and a stutter. I'm not fluent in any of these languages: English. German. Spanish. Dutch. Mandarin. Gaelic. Norwegian. Polish. Italian. Hawaiian. French. I'm fluent in Sarcasm! [They/Them]. Ace. INTP. Aquarius.
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a few of these examples are in a traditional medium, but the images will be done and delivered digitally as a .png either through email or discord.

not willing to do: children, lizard-folk/scalies, mecha/machinery, avians willing to do: humanoids ( humans, elves, tieflings, people-with-vague-animal-features, etc), furries, adults

have an idea for something but not certain where it falls in either of those lists? reach out to me either on here or over on ko-fi and we can think it out!

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fatsexybitch

🔪 knife stop 🔪

Take a knife or two to complete any tasks you need to finish soon. Reblog to give your mutuals a knife for any group projects you may be working on

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Drawing PSA

This is for people heavily influenced at a young age by western animated media like Disney. You do not need to close your lines, you do not need perfect clean lines which define all forms. You will see these things often in professional works like animation because they are designed to make things easier to animate and color. Unless you are working in that field or directed to by your superiors, your art does not need to be pristine and clean like animation. It can often express more if it's dirty.

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they're always bringing experts or activists on the news to agitate about porn and there's a standard script for this that's like "I think sex education is important, I'm not anti-sex, but so much of this porn is violent and misogynistic if not outright illegal, and it's far too accessible to our children"

I want to see someone finally be brave enough to say that the government should just make its own porn for teenagers that accords with community values, so they don't have to go to these shady places to get it. I think the government porn would probably be pretty bad but I would be so eager to hear about the process of designing it. there would be so many stakeholders and consultations. in canada it would have to be bilingual

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quendergeer

no-one would find it at all sexy at first but then in 20 years there'd be a thriving fetish scene where people develop elaborate codes and practices around culturally-embedded tropes from government porn

guy who can only get off when his dom pretends to be badly dubbed into quebecois french

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stuckinapril

lol i hate today’s era of absolutely zero nuance takes. a friend didn’t behave exactly as you’d wanted them to? cut them off. a guy didn’t text you back instantly bc he has his own life? he’s just giving you breadcrumbs. doing something makes you uncomfortable? don’t do it anymore. someone isn’t instantly available for you? disinterest. just absolutist statements that often don’t apply to the multilayer situations of everyday life. like. stop. literally just stop it

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it's raining so i dont want to do anything but i need to get some energy drinks to be able to do SOMETHING but if i get up and get dressed i might as well go to the gym and do some workout stuff but also i have no energy so i should stay home and update my resume (again) but i do not have the energy for that because i do not have caffeine :T

i did go and get caffeine but have given up on the gym for today ( i don't feel like a person. which is the reason for the caffeine. )

gonna try and watch more of the fallout tv show since i cannot get my brain to brain rn

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it's raining so i dont want to do anything but i need to get some energy drinks to be able to do SOMETHING but if i get up and get dressed i might as well go to the gym and do some workout stuff but also i have no energy so i should stay home and update my resume (again) but i do not have the energy for that because i do not have caffeine :T

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necrowyrm

Casting a spell on you that makes you happy, by the way. Your day tomorrow will be pretty good. Something nice will happen, maybe.

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