Reblog if its ok to message you during this holiday season incase Im feeling lonely or out of place during family events because no one should be alone on Christmas

me when i get my student loan

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

extremely lucky cat

When all your friends are really talented artists except you 

how can you not reblog this

I have finally found the source of my sarcasm. Thanks, Pixar

I really wanna know if this is true.

It is. Beethoven was black as well. They referred to us as moores back then. They paint greatness white so we can be casted out of history as how great we truly are.

It’s a damn shame that they try to take stuff from us and paint black great people as white.

Okay I’m gonna admit that I didn’t believe any of you at first, but I just google searched this shit and I’m just amazed. How is it possible for the history books to forget to mention that Mozart and Beethoven were Moors (however some sources say they were “mulattos” which is another term for a person of black and white ancestry)?

https://www.quora.com/Are-Moors-black

http://www.academia.edu/4074689/Black_Beethoven_and_the_Racial_Politics_of_Music_History

http://forums.civfanatics.com/archive/index.php/t-102277.html

😳😳😳😳😳😟 BRUH MY WHOLE LIFE BEEN A LIE

I KNEW BEETHOVEN’S SHIT WAS TOO LIVE, SOMETHING THAT LIT GOTTA COME FROM FAM

Aint no “forgot to mention”, that shit was intentionally done lol let’s tell it like it is please. Same way 2015 they are putting in school textbooks that our ancestors were “workers” picked up from Africa and brought to America to do work….. Like niggas was getting paid, benefits, maternity leave, bonuses. Naw b.

This is why I further hate when black people clown other black people for listening to classical music it’s like the hottest shit was composed by US. It’s tooooo lit. It’s not a white man’s genre

a darkened auditorium with 264 silent people in the seats. on the stage, me, sitting on a stool, lit by a spotlight, the only light in the theatre. i hold up a photo of my cat, 10 people applaud, two or three hold up photocopies of the same photo, the rest do nothing, watching, waiting. 

I love this description of tumblr.

Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:

good

“not delivered” is the greatest slow hitting joke ever

I think this is my favourite

OH MY GOD

It’s back

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

You mean trumpet

Slidey Trumpet

Big ass trumpet

Drunk Trumpet

I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

My sides

AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

those are some fancy guitars

EXCUSE YOU THAT IS A BASS, A VIOLIN, A FIDDLE, AND A VIOLA

Those are big mama violin and her little violings

String trumpets.

THATS NOT A BASS YOU DICK THATS A CELLO GET UR FUCKIN STRING INSTRUMENTS RIGHT JFC

@sadlapis

by far the best “meme” is british lads over reacting to something normal like “IANS BLOODY GOT A WHOLE LOAF OF BREAD IN HIS FREEZER, WHAT AN ABSOLUTE MAD MAN!!!”. Gotta love Ian. 

IAN THE NUT CASE BLOODY PICKED UP  A BROOM AND STARTED SWEEPING AT THE CLUB! CERTIFIED LEDGE!!! 

YEAH BUT HE’S NOT AS MAD AS DEAN 

DEAN YOU ABSOLUTE MADMAN, YOU ABSOLUTE LEDGE, YOU’RE SUCH A LEGEND YOU’RE PRACTICALLY A FOOT

If you guys keep making fun of John Green pretty soon we won’t be able to write text posts anymore, we’ll have to choose between predetermined phrases to form sentences like some kind of build-a-post™