when ppl ask why i'm nice to the low-wage workers

stop calling me "my fragile little flower" or "my beautiful delicate pet" im literally going for a glass cannon build. i can one shot most adults

no . wait . come back im sorry. im your fragile little flower and there is a scary man charging up a beam to turn my beautiful fragile petals into ash

Hell yeah brother

“My sister couldn’t find him for 2 hours”

(Source)

This is literally what it's like using Tumblr.

“yeah no” is my favorite combo

Hot dog mission.

YOU CAN DO IT LITTLE BUDDY GO GO GO

true emotion of venus finally identified 

Love wins

update: mr spain replied omg

"They caught me" 💀💀💀

taped to the crastle doors