just lie down on the sidewalk with your tongue against the concrete till th whole world dissolves like an uncoated pill

i wanna know if op was okay when writing this

one day youll be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe and youll have to justify the space youve filled

what

She has been blessed by the gods of lifting. May her gains be forever yuge.

Boi i was not ready

@smashcut

she lets them feel her biceps

Game developers please take notes: when you allow for ‘muscular’ options for women, please give us arms that are at least this size! Not that dainty shit you keep pawning off on us.

…yeah, there’s something kinda hot about a woman who could rip you in half.

You can see the gay panic setting in on the one with the black skirt after she feels the bicep.

Photos by Chasity Lollis (via TheRealDerv)

I think people often underestimate the potential educational value of senseless memes. For example, thanks to Spiders Georg, literally every teenager on Tumblr has a reasonable grasp of what a statistical outlier is and the sorts of problems that outliers can introduce into a naïve analysis. There are grown adults who don’t get that - I deal with them on a daily basis.

“Memes have educational value” actually statistical error. Average meme teaches 0 facts. Spiders Georg is an outlier adn should not be counted

Finally Found These Guys

And people say Shaggy isn’t a good investigator…

what you girls really need is a soft fuzzy man

an ambient man

lately i’ve been replacing my “i’m sorry”s with “thank you”s, like instead of “sorry i’m late” i’ll say “thanks for waiting for me”, or instead of “sorry for being such a mess” i’ll say “thank you for loving me and caring about me unconditionally” and it’s not only shifted the way i think and feel about myself but also improved my relationships with others who now get to receive my gratitude instead of my negativity

This is some 2017 mood

reblog per il sociale

OH MY GOD. ACTUALLY USEFUL LIFEHACKS. I HAVE MISSED YOU.

“If it’s about a dad dating other dads, how come some of them have kids???”

I LOVE KURAPIKA im heart eyes emoji

Things the signs don't get enough credit for:

Aries: Their encouraging and motivating spirit

Taurus: Their ability to make people feel loved and special

Gemini: How they are always willing to talk and brighten the day of literally anybody and everybody

Cancer: Their leadership skills

Leo: Their ability to turn their own sorrows into something beautiful for others to enjoy

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