Rest in Peace, Bernard Hill 🤍🕊

Normal Again

I think what I love most about this whole bachelor party subplot is not the Buddie of it all, or the pairing of idiots. It’s that…

Eddie “got married and shipped off to Afghanistan” Diaz

Eddie “Single Dad & Widower” Diaz

Eddie “That I’m never going to feel normal again” Diaz

Eddie “You’re a nice Catholic girl so you should date me” Diaz

is the INSTIGATOR of these shenanigans.

It’s hard to think of drunken craziness as “Character Growth,” but it’s a great indicator. Chris is safe; Buck’s got his back; and he’s free to let himself just be in the moment. To be free. And what a moment it is.

We can all agree this is how we should proceed, right?

Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

Hi this currently has 37 thousand notes and I just want to ask - why?

Big Things Are Coming

💷🥄🥔 BIG THINGS ARE COMING🥔🥄💷

✨ Abundance Spell✨ 

Wealth, weal, and plentiful spoons are coming to me 👏

✨💰🪙🥄🥔💰🌟💰🥄🥔🪙 💰✨

Like to charge Reblog to cast

There’s a scene in Criminal Minds where an HR rep comes to give a presentation on sexual harassment in the workplace and it’s clearly based on actual behavior from Morgan and Garcia.

So now I’m imagining a similar situation with Roy and Jamie. All of Richmond AFC sitting through mandatory harassment training when the slide comes up of “Examples of Innapropriate Behaviour” and it’s like:

1. Asking coworkers to tie strings around their genitalia

2. Tying colleagues to a bicycle and yelling “mush”

3. Making employees repeat degrading remarks about their own appearance

And Roy’s just like:

i mean this in the gentlest way possible: you need to eat vegetables. you need to become comfortable with doing so. i do not care if you are a picky eater because of autism (hi, i used to be this person!), you need to find at least some vegetables you can eat. find a different way to prepare them. chances are you would like a vegetable you hate if you prepared it in a stew or roasted it with seasoning or included it as an ingredient in a recipe. just. please start eating better. potatoes and corn are not sufficient vegetables for a healthy diet.

Need it to be easier?

Need it in something?

Can't see it:

Can see but disguised flavor (can usually be found store bought or done at home and use different veggies):

Texture problems:

Need it soft:

Needs to be crunchy:

Veggies google says stay crunchy after lightly cooking:

Broad texture tips:

It also really helps to think about why you dislike a vegetable. I found that I am scared of green foods so I like to use those veggies for ingredients in things they are well hidden for. I've also learned that watching something while eating helps because then I'm not looking at the gross green things. When possible, I also like to get help hiding it (ie using cream of celery soup in my chicken and dumplings).

Remember that vegetables are important because they contain nutrients that other foods don’t contain. NOT because they are low calorie.

Eating vegetables slathered in pork fat is always better than not eating vegetables. In fact fat will help you absorb the nutrients. Get those nutrients in your body by any means necessary.

Oliver Stark for The Zach Sang Show

RoyJamie Writing Challenges and Hangout

Come say hi, hang out, chat about your favourite blorbos, join our Ted Lasso Watch Parties, watch 9-1-1 with us, join livestreams of other Ted Lasso actor projects (Superbob, Pink Mist, Strike Back, what have you).

We have a neat 'Fix that old man' writing challenge going on right now too: 

The rules are simple: 

1) The central theme of the fic needs to revolve around Roy finally having his knee surgery, but what you do with it is up to you!

- Whether it's Roy and Jamie have steaming hot sex in that hospital bed, Roy having an anaesthesia-induced nightmare, heartbreaking hurt/comfort, or the sweetest caretaker fluff ever, that's all up to you, so long as it revolves around fixing that old man. 

2) Minimum word count: 2,500 words 

3) The fic must be completed by 19 May 2024

The response has been beautiful - like I can’t tell you how many wonderful messages I received from people who are openly queer and people who are not openly queer, which has been really amazing for me to see. I’ve received messages from firefighters who have said, “I’m not out and seeing this means the world to me.” I could never in a million years of expected to be getting those messages, so it’s very humbling and just a really amazing experience for me to get to be a part of that.

Oliver Stark for Forbes

GUESS WHO'S JEALOUS

I’m sorry, Buck, what the fuck is that face?! WHAT DID THEY SAY?!

As a former humanities student, I feel it is my duty to reblog this one.

A tech bro tried to convince me AI was amazing cause "you could make 30,000 screenplays in minutes" not realising that every single one would be shit, you'd have to sift through everything just to find some good bits, time wasted that could've been spent just writing a screenplay.

Technology Brothers know nothing about what goes into creating a work, other than the fact a work has been created to be exploited for cash. They see creativity as an investment opportunity, not a love for humanity.

Matthew Dow Smith: "Just remember: Arts & Humanities are so useless and pointless that Tech Bros were driven to spend billions of dollars to try and get a computer to do something that badly approximates something Arts & Humanities students could do half asleep and wired on coffee the night before the due date."

Chance Perdomo, an actor who starred in the television series “Gen V” and “Chilling Adventures of Sabrina,” has died as a result of a motorcycle accident. He was 27. R.I.P.

(ted lasso spoilers)

This is the end of the Wembley locker room scene in Man City, without music

Like when the camera is on Ted just before he walks out, you could hear Jamie sobs even harder

(but you obviously have to turn the volume up and press the sound to your ear but still)