every time a girl calls me cute my lifespan increases by 5 years

Reblog if you have been personally murdered by Ted Cruz

My mom doesn’t believe that Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer and I’m trying to prove a point.

okay so basically, it isn’t clear but i’m 99% sure this is a phan kiss from the party they went to in 2009??????

HOLY SHIT

SUNSHINE BOY

this vine made me 100% more emotionally stable

I just saw someone wearing a sweatshirt that says ‘miley what’s good’ and the best part is that it is 97 degrees outside and this person is obviously so dedicated to nicki theyre putting themselves at risk for heatstroke

The Pantaloon//Twenty One Pilots

When we say “black lives matter”, it does not imply “white lives don’t matter.”

When we say “women should be respected”, it does not imply “men should not be respected.”

When we say “there’s nothing wrong with being gay”, it does not imply “there’s something wrong with being straight.”

When we say “trans people are people” it does not imply “cis people are not people.”

Us getting rights does not mean your rights are being taken away. You are not a victim. So stop making everything about you.

THIS IS THE HUMAN EMBODIMENT OF THE ‘IM NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS’ POSTS FUK

So when Zendaya wears dreads she’s dirty and smells like patchouli oil but when Miley does it she is making an iconic fashion statement I’m fucking done with this cultural approbation double standard bullshit bye

i really hope that phil completely slays his old high school bullies at this reunion omfg

In his own subtle way im sure he does

oh you work with tech? cool did you see this new app i made? oh you like video games? have you seen my highly successful channel based on them? oh you like to bake? have you seen my baking videos that get millions of hits? oh you have 1000 followers on twitter? did you see my 1.7 million?

oh you like to read? you should check out my book it comes out in october. oh you listen to bbcradio1? check out my radio show first monday of every month at 9 pm. oh you saw big hero 6? i was in it.

oh you never got to travel? let me tell you about the places you should go when you can, they’re all quite grand. pewdiepie? yeah i’m on first name basis with him and his girlfriend, we visit when we can.