Richard Armitage as Thorin Oakenshield in The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey.

my first thought when i saw this was: shiro

video game: *autosaves at a weird/out of place/oddly random time* me: uh oh

video game: *conveniently gives you lots of health kits and ammo*

me: fuck

video game: *suddenly goes uncharacteristically silent* me: shit

video game: *protagonist relives happy memories nearly the end of the game*

me: here it comes

Video Game: Controller starts vibrating

Me: WHAT’S COMING WHAT IS IT

It’s not that I don’t like visitors. I like visitors as much as the next Hobbit. But I do like to know them before they come visiting. The thing is, I don’t know either of you. Not in the slightest. I don’t mean to be blunt, but I had to speak my mind.

I was born in the wrong age

I want to stab people with my sword and die at 15 reblog if ur a 1400s kid :(

- Catherynne M. Valente, Deathless.

me: gets a solid 8 hrs of sleep

me: wakes up exhausted

me: ok first of all

plot twist: the introverted character who doesn’t like big social gatherings or speaking in front of people is still an introvert by the end of the story because introversion is not a character flaw and it doesn’t need to be overcome 

*removes one earbud* fuck you want