I can’t believe they oblitered straight men like that

@tabbran please add lemon man story to this

PRESENTING LEMON MAN

That was a wild goddamn ride

Ancient Greek guy talking to Ancient Greek artist: so what kind of art do you do? Ancient Greek artist: handsome muscle boys Ancient Greek guy: nice, love that

masculinity is a prison, time doesn’t exist, gender isn’t real, virginity is a construct, and Jesus wasn’t white.

me @ dinner parties

I love posts like this that require like six levels of meta understanding to comprehend them.

this triggers me because i am just as petty as this

OH MY GOOOOOOD WHAT’S HAPPENING

Yoooooooooo

somebody had to do it

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

THIS

how to make a character gay girls will love:

make her green and a lil mean

everything about my taste in women can be traced back to shego from kim possible, the original mean green lesbian

EXHIBIT A

me: *spends $3″

me: 

cake boss drinking game

take a drink every time someone says: • “we’ve never done anything like this before” • “there’s no way we’re getting this done” • “boom” • “rolling out some fondant” • “my brother in law Joey”

Sam Winchester: A Summary

@prettyradandprettyglad :D

reblog if you dont scream at 5am

trying to prove a point to birds

Yes it is.In His Inaugural Address, Donald Trump Embraced Anti-Semites’ Slogan

The Anti-Defamation League asked him to stop using it. He didn’t care.