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I know it’s old, but can’t we just give this episode a little Oscar?

I can’t believe you didn’t include the DBZ parody at the finale.

I actually had that one on my computer, but it didn’t get in!

Thanks man! This one was important.

what about genetically altered adolescent karate cows

DRAG THEM NEIL

skai I would die for you

@hersheydux

Watch: John Oliver perfectly (and frighteningly) compares Donald Trump to a bed of nails.

You deserve a conscious lover. Someone who will not only know your favorite color or flower, but when to offer words in your rage, or the strongest embrace when no words will do.

You deserve a conscious lover. Someone who will not only work with you but for you. Work for your happiness when you’ve forgotten how to create it.. work for your smile when your lips won’t curve.

You, my dear, deserve a conscious lover that couldn’t imagine being anything else.

delightful

#ImAGiraffe

I SPENT LIKE 40 MIN TRYING TO CAPTURE THIS GODDAMN IMAGE BY PAUSING IT AT THE RIGHT TIME IN THIS 2 SECOND GODDAMN VIDEO!!!!

I don’t know what this is but same

this is the most relatable thing I’ve seen in 2016 to date

“cindy no, FUCK”

@asecretinside @princesshollis @tydyedshoelaces

“what are you dOING YOU’RE NOT IN HIGH SCHOOL”

@starrysocks

Just a regular teen…Sasha Obama’s summer job at seafood restaurant Nancy’s in Martha’s Vineyard.

When has a child of the first family ever???????

Michelle was like “So you think you just gone lay around in my house all summer? Sasha: But we the first family… Michelle: No I’M THE FIRST FAMILY. You ain’t paying no bills. You got First family money?

write ‘nothing is set in stone’ on my grave as both a witty joke and a subtle warning that i will be back