me talking to a cancer

me: *just joking* hehhe shut up cancer: if you know how i feel why would you say that like you put me in such an uncomfortable situation like you know I’m not happy

I’m a cancer. And this is so fucking hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

thanks

I’m outrageously loud and painfully shy and it’s difficult finding a balance between the two.

-Contramonte

Portal of the Pleiades - Gilbert Williams 

Don’t try to know me  Cause there’s nothing to know

No amount of hot showers will get rid of the glitter on me now. Hopefully you guys think it was worth it!

your beard is the night that poets write about

Grown men who check out teenage girls make me physically ill.

Men that indicate how they are waiting for girls to turn 18 make me want to vomit all over them.

by Paolo Girardi