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Rollin with the homies

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Aquarius princess: Dance around, shake your hips like this.
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ya'll when i was in fifth grade i watched an episode of family guy where peter was about to have sex with lois and then he went in the bathroom and came out and stewy freaked out thinking he lost his brother who was still peters sperm and i didnt know he went in there to jack off i thought he went pee after seeing something sexual and so one day my friends nasty ass cousin showed her porn and she freaked out and then 10 minutes later she said she had to pee and i yelled and was like "NO YOURE GONNA LOSE YOUR EGGS" and she freaked out and ended up peeing on herself because she was convinced if she peed that she would lose her eggs.

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IF YOU AINT SUCKING HIS DICK WHILE HES DRIVING THEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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