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This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in my entire life

when i see a thing that says “this is the funniest thing i’ve ever seen” i generally prepare to gently chortle but instead while i was watching it my partner messaged me that “you sound like a ghost”

I want moira to hate tracer bc she’s British. Like just fucking loathe her

Tracer: [has the slipstream accident]

Moira visiting her when she’s being held in containment and flicking in and out of reality: aye how’s that feel ye fuckin little prick

me: eh i’m not sure about this pirate game hot lady pirate: *appears* me, pulling a pirate hat out of my ass: Scissor Me Timbers

Its “shiver me timbers”…. 😒😒😒

oh honey

happy monday trans women are women and trans lesbian are lesbians

happy tuesday trans women are women and trans lesbians are lesbians

happy wednesday trans women are women and trans lesbians are lesbians

happy thursday trans women are women and trans lesbians are lesbians

happy friday trans women are women and trans lesbians are lesbians

happy saturday trans women are women and trans lesbians are lesbians

happy sunday trans women are women and trans lesbians are lesbians

you can only reblog this every time trans women are women and trans lesbians are lesbians

The seven deadly sins as vines

i’ve been laughing for a solid 15 minutes over this dude who got banned from r/food for his potato recipe

im here for her

if u think about it valentines is just uwu halloween

or maybe halloween is edgy valentines

valentines:

halloween:

Urgh

Not everything has to do with lesbians you know

Yes it does

I shall never again accept bouquets of flowers

I made ramen today

FREE THE EGGS FROM THE FLAVOUR CUBE

“BECAUSE YOU OVERCOOKED THEM WHILE TYPING THIS”

I actually went “Awwwwwwww” at “Fear not soft noodles”

i have many questions but the most pressing of which is why is what looks like a mass effect pistol part of the traditional toppings

are you saying a gun is not a traditional ramen topping?

This whole bit is made all the funnier by knowing that all of the guards were just random extras who weren’t told what was going to happen only that they weren’t allowed laugh at any cost as they wouldn’t be payed if they did.

At uni I took a screenwriting course from THIS VERY GUARD EXTRA (who went on to contribute to some of the Python stuff), who confirms this and also that Michael Palin would use different ridiculous names in every take, so they couldn’t even prepare themselves for hearing it.

no fuckin way

i thought homestuck was finally defeated

You made the rookie mistake of turning your back on the body.

Acting like the crows won’t try to cheat the system.

Acting like the crows won’t snatch cigarettes outta people’s mouths.

Acting like murders won’t fight viciously for terf.

If they cheat the system then they earned it.

Crows reduce the rates of lung cancer by aggressively nabbing cigarettes, news at 11.