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"I seek the future. None shall stop me!" Independent Cao Cao RP blog Tracking: cutthroathero
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He bows and holds out his dagger. "My lord uncle.. I ask of you to have the honors of being your loyal cutthroat.. I will assassinate anyone that you ask of me with out hesitation. I give my life an body as an extension of your sword."

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“Very well.“

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He placed a hand on his nephew’s shoulder and pointed to the window.

“See that vast expanse out there-past the mountains, across the rivers… I want you to kill everyone who stands out there. Can you do that, and become the cutthroat hero that our kingdom needs to thrive in these troubled times?”

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Hey bruhs!

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Bacon here o>

If anyone’s been wonderin’ where I was or what I was doin’ for the past months or so that I’ve disappeared, this is the reason.

Been working on a visual novel with a team of cool peeps. Trying my hand at his whole game dev thing.

Right now, the game’s at around… 3% completion. Just a playable demo to get the setting and the characters across. Who knows if it’ll get made to 100%.

But goddamn, I’m going to do my best, even if it kills me.

I miss you guys. I miss the fandom. I’m just working on this for now o>

(It would be awesome if you could leave a comment or two on the game page though!) ^^

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     He’s beginning to lose strength when a hand grabs his arm and pulls him up to the surface. He clings tightly to the barrel, thankfully - and not Lord Cao. Breathing hard, he blinks the water from his stinging eyes, not feeling quite safe enough to take a hand away and wipe them dry.
     He looks over at Cao Cao, able to manage only an appreciative nod in his state. This was far from the place to give his heartfelt thanks. However, he is ashamed that his Lord was the one saving him. If he got out of here alive, the first thing he was doing was learning how to swim. 
     First things first: they had to get out of here. 
     He looks around, heart leaping into his throat when the barrel turns in the water and he almost slips. He controls his breathing with some effort, teeth gritted - a task made more difficult with the crushing cold - but he manages to keep his head. The river was in complete chaos. The burning ships above beginning to fill with enemies, and the black river below starting to fill with the bodies of Wei soldiers. He only hopes none from Wu or Shu would decide to look down.
     There. At the front end of the ship he had just jumped from, there was a gap between it and the next, the path in the water relatively free of debris. He gestures toward it with a jerk of his chin, yelling so he can be heard over the noise.
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     “The shore should be that way!”

Blood pounding fast in his ears, Cao Cao could barely understand what Yu Jin said. Yet, the gesture was clear enough. He nodded, quickly ridding himself of all armor. As they were now, it was only dead weight. They could worry about the arrows and swords later, when they escaped this first round of hell.

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“There should be enough debris to prevent them from noticing us.”  He furrowed his brows, eyeing the gap. “Can the barrel fit the space?”

The water’s chill slowed his tongue, and he strove to keep the stutter under control with deep breaths. They would have to move now, or risk losing even the strength to make it all the way to the shore.

He held Yu Jin’s gaze, a weary grimace on his lips. It might have been a smile, but the river’s cold silenced even that.

“When we make it back, I’m having all of the soldiers learn how to swim.”

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“Of course! i shall request my favorite dishes and yours too! It’s a good opportunity to be with my lord!” He’s glad that Mengqi of Xiliang was taken care of. It took him too long but it goes well after bludgeoning him with his heavy mace. 
“You will be impressed to listen on our fight!”
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“Oh? Well, spare no detail. I want to hear them all, every bloody strike.”

He gestured to the royal cook to take their orders then invited the general into his private dining quarters.

“So where did you face him off? The reports sent to me were inaccurate about the location. I’m guessing that it wasn’t an open plain, right? That would only allow them the advantage of being on horseback.”

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“Lord Cao Cao’s back and i even took care of some Xiliang person too!”

“Excellent work. I was right to place my trust in you, Xu Chu.”

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“Now, what say you to a victory banquet? Tell the royal kitchens what you desire and it shall be served. Let us dine together and you can tell me of how you finally rid the land of that arrogant pest.”

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@mischievousdevil | continued from here

Well, at least he got his name right.

Mengde placed a few used rags around the inebriated youth, then went off to sit on the lounge chair.

“If you stain my carpet with vomit, you will have to eat the mess you made, nephew. The least you can do for disturbing my peaceful evening is to keep that mess inside yourself.”

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“When you’re drunk, you’re supposed to go home, not here. Did Yuanrang throw you out again?”

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//

afk for a bit

but don’t worry bruhs. today will be all about replies to threads. might even pester some of you with a message in the askbox or something.

anyways, it’s good to be back.

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very drunk. "By the end of the night- I'll leave you motionless, and covered in white..EYyyyyyy!" finger guns an then passes out

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Cao Cao frowned at the mess lying crumpled on his luxury carpet. After prodding the young man with his toe, he sighed and lifted him up then placed him on a couch. It was not easy, what with the height difference and the horrid stench, but it was eventually done.

“At least tell me you remember your name, kid.”

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Today’s DW9 batch includes Cao Cao, Sun Jian, Sun Quan, Liu Bei, Yuan Shao and Diaochan. Renders already available! I’d render them out for you all, but my mouse is broken. But please enjoy!

And I’ll scream about how gorgeous Diaochan is

I’m also in love with Diaochan’s legs. She looks so fucking stunning here

// tbh i’m in love with all of them

send help

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"M-MY LORD! DONG ZHUO STOLE YOUR GENERAL'S SWORD WHILE YOU'RE AWAY!" -Wei Messenger

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“After I bring back that bastard pig’s head, my sword bearer better prepare a good excuse for keeping his manhood. My wife tells me that the royal harem needs another eunuch servant to scrub the floors.”

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| continued from here

“I am here to discuss a momentary truce. The coming typhoons will decimate both our forces if we continue to wage war during this season. We should take this opportunity to avoid unnecessary loss.”

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“Hm, you think you can bring your benevolent world into reality? You know, people are just people. Beings with the capacity for chaos and evil in their hearts. Maybe you’re an exception, but you won’t last long if you keep at it.” He grinned. “It’s not too late to surrender your forces. I will give you and your brothers high positions in my kingdom. We can crush the dogs of Wu together.”

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