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if you don‘t personally own one but your roommates/parents do and you are allowed to use it, that counts as yes
i just realized I haven't been keeping you guys up to date on The Shape! she's here more often than not now and has started spending the night inside!!!! we named her Jiji because of the obvious resemblance
although my dad voted for Yoga Pants which is unfortunately an incredible name for a cat.
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Do you like fruits?
Feel free to suggest any poll you would like to see via chat or comment or ask :)
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THE LOVERS Trailer by Studio Heartbreak
An animated thriller about the romantic tension between a seafood chef and a siren, set in a dark fantasy Philippines
🚨 SAPPHIC MONSTER ROMANCE SAPPHIC MONSTER ROMANCE SAPPHIC MONSTER ROMAN 🚨
Have you guys seen this? I’m so excited!
Source: leonaolgas
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saying i think astarion is ugly in a group of people talking about baldurs gate just to feel something
"We'll never truly be apart"
Look im just saying that GBX found a direct line to my tears.
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here is my definitive guide to fucking a daedric prince
first things first: they are not corporeal by default, they just can look humanoid if they feel like it. i understand the impulse to go jaunting off into the Evergloam like "ooOOO tiddies" but you are guaranteed nothing of the sort.
secondly: physically touching a god is not good for your health. average scenario is you wind up like your permafried weedman from college. which frankly, like... whatever. acceptable imo. If you have been kinder to your brain cells than I, you may want to think twice.
third, the daedra have pioneered heretofore undiscovered methods of fucking. you might be in for a nice human-style night of things going in/near holes, or you might be up for some incomprehensible Lilliths Brood shit. it's a coin toss and you don't get to decide where it lands but that's what you signed up for.
lastly, you gotta consider the spheres.
- boethiah, malacath, mehrunes dagon, hircine, meridia: rough raw nasty sloppy sweaty woah sorry i blacked out there for a second. Probably fatal but what a way to go out
- sheogorath, clavicus vile, peryite, namira: highly baroque kink. it's gonna be a whole production. bear in mind that they have eternity for elaborate foreplay while you do not. You're gonna have to top from the bottom if you want to get off before you're a hundred years old. good luck with that.
- azura, mephala, nocturnal: ideal if your sexuality is abstract and esoteric. you will nut harder than you ever have nutted in your life, yet have no idea how it happened
- vaermina, hermaeus mora, sanguine: you might not like what you find out about yourself. too bad! it's your whole thing now and nothing else will do
- jyggalag: 90 seconds of missionary PIV, which is adequate for the purposes of reproduction
*bangs gavel* i hereby declare my post complete, my logic faultless, and my person objectively correct. I will hear no further arguments
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The morals of Forspoken include being kind to oneself and others, giving damaged people a second chance, and that if you get pissed off enough you can transform into a dragon and nuclear blast the earth, leaving a crater so huge and scorched that nothing will ever grow there again
under the category of things that decidedly do not bother me, though: for once the wild sexual dimorphism of an alien race is great and not annoying. i genuinely love that the nightbrothers are so brightly colored compared to merrin & running around with their tits out while she's covered head to toe in fabric. absolute bird of paradise behavior A+++++
#we are throwing out the wiki saying they're tattoos though because then that does annoy me. they are STRIPES. plumage-color dimorphism is th#e best possible counter to garbage sexist designs. i still haven't forgiven bioware for giving turians tits. at least the zabrak are mammal#(i get the sense that they're essentially Drow In Space but as usual i refuse to engage with the eu in any meaningful way)#(so if that's not meant to be the case then. well. i simply do not care!)#chi plays jfo#chi liveblogs
i'm back on kashyyyk for my 'actually explore everywhere this time and at least attempt to 100%' playthrough and I can't do this any longer. please for the love of god will someone make the wookie language(s) make sense to me. WHY are the names for everything filled with sounds that wookies Do Not Make In Any Context.
because based on just what they sound like, it's an extremely vowel-heavy language, right? the sound design is good enough that they've actually gotten a pretty broad vowel range out of remixed animal noises! I can easily assume that it's a heavily tonal and durational language too, so it's not too much for me to accept that the "3 'y's everywhere" thing is some human-created diacritic to indicate, i don't know, rising pitch or something, or that what sounds like the same two aaauauauauaugh noises to Me A Human would sound wildly different to an actual wookie. (I mean, that's a very very very common thing even between earth languages.) functionally it is an almost entirely aconsonantal language. the only consonants In The Actual Sounds These People Make are nasals and trills. the examples add labial plosives and a velar (p, b, g) but we never really actually hear those.
i know this is star wars and the actual answer is "it's not that deep," but also, this is star wars. it's the damn deity of taking something that isn't that deep and coming up with some elaborate, batshit stupid reason to make it that deep.
someone explain wookie orthography to me. it's driving me nuts.
#chi plays jfo#chi liveblogs#google didn't help me. i searched it and got one answer which was 'that's just how humans write it down maybe?'#which like. okay. there's usually SOME reasoning behind how we do that though so what Is the reasoning. give it to me.#this is simultaneously why i will never be more than a Filthy Casual star wars fan and why it absolutely sucks ass to be a Filthy Casual st#ar wars fan#this has been a post#i have this problem with 'palaven' also ftr. WHY ARE THERE TWO LABIALS IN THE TURIAN HOMEWORLD'S NAME. THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE LIPS.
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guy on the street corner looking like he's about to sell you drugs but instead he opens his trenchcoat and pulls one of these bad boys out
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Reblog with your favorite Animal Crossing villager in the tags, I want to know what people think. Mine is Daisy
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I've been waiting.
#i am frothing at the mouth this sequence was SO good#absolute masterclass in how to end a character arc#also the absolute inequity in skill level between cal (making it all up as he goes along‚ knight on essentially a technicality) and a#n actual master#there is an actual essay about how much i fucking love cere junda and what they did with her brewing#but this was also one of the funniest moments of the game tbh#the emperor's half-mad rabid attack dog: 0#bookshelf: 1#star wars#fallen order
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if we look at the original timeline (aka annabeth and percy being born in 1993) then 2009 was a big year for annabeth bcus not only did the battle of manhattan take place and she finally started dating percy, but also minecraft came out and i think that would be a big deal to her
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They're like if a bird was a deer
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going through the hades 2 stuff and im sorry but i just have to ramble a second because look at Hephaestus
he’s not just a wheelchair user but also an amputee. an above knee amputee. wheelchair users are already next to nonexistant in video games but amputees exist in this really…disheartening? spot where they’re pretty much just reduced to “person with a cybernetic limb” - it’s always just somewhere from “just a cool visual design” to flat out “superpower”. I can’t think of a video game amputee that is actually disabled by their limb differences - I’m all for futuristic worlds where prosthetics and other disability aids are far advanced from what they are now, but that’s not really what’s implied by these designs. They’re just… Cool designs that in no way reflect on the real-world experience of being an amputee.
Look at Hephaestus, though. Look at that prosthetic. Whilst stylised it very much looks like it functions like common mechanical knees - knee bends when thigh is lifted, knee straightens when thigh is lowered. He’s a wheelchair user as well as a prosthetic user - every prosthetic user I know is also a wheelchair user as a prosthetic is not usable in every occasion and also cause exhaustion and pain if used constantly.
Whilst we can’t see much of his wheelchair the position he’s sat in and the wheels very much evoke active wheelchair to me - this carries on to very specifically the thickness of his arms. Whilst a lot of Hades designs are muscular Hephaestus has very noticeably thick arms - which makes sense, as active wheelchairs require a lot of arm strength.
Just overall this design is making me want to cry - he’s not just an actual wheelchair user in a video game, he’s a realistic depiction of an amputee, a disability usually brushed over in order to give a character a fun design quirk and nothing else. He’s fat and he’s hot and he’s a realistic depiction of an above knee amputee. Oh my god. Oh my god?