That’s how it should be.

Unfortunately, the filmmakers had other ideas.

I am no filmmaker. I understand you have to make changes from book to script.

But some things could have been left unchanged.

Well, Nat probably won’t appreciate me sharing these, but… here are some of my favorites.

Another tornado watch. Life in the plains.

#scary sky

That was us for nearly two months straight in Texas earlier this year. Stay safe.

Dean & Aidan at Air New Zealand plane at LAX - December 2nd, 2013

there’s just something about wearing a black tank top and tight dark jeans that makes you feel like you can take over the world and kick some ass

Every once in a while I feel like spraying my mouth with silver mist and screaming “WITNESS ME!” but like, not because I’m about to face death or anything, just because I’m being a mostly functional adult.

WITNESS ME! *pays a bill on time*

WITNESS ME! *does laundry and puts it away as soon as it’s dry* 

WITNESS ME! *gets up with the first alarm rather than hitting snooze*

WITNESS ME! *takes out the trash and recycling at the right time*

WITNESS ME! *cleans a season’s worth of trash out of the car*

WITNESS ME! *makes dinner at home then immediately does the dishes*

In response to Fashionable Fili and his impeccable style

Fili’s not vain but, damn, he knows how to dress himself and what compliments him and how to accessorize. And he probably offers advice to Kili, but he’s sort of hopeless when it comes to that.

Case in point: Erebor outfits. You just know Kili picked this out because it was shiny. Fili looks exquisitely regal, but Kili has an 80s glam band-meets-Renn Faire thing happening. Poor Kili.

My bestie is a zoo keeper, and she told me that because of Jurassic World it has become a craze in the keeper community (!) to re-enact Chris Pratt. You guys, this is the best.

When i was a kid my mom and i had a code word to let her know when i needed her to say no. For instance if a kid at school asked me to come over and stay the night but i really didnt want to, id call my mama and ask her, and then end it with “please, Mom?” I never call my mama Mom, just Mama or Moomoo, so she would know immediately to say that I was grounded or had too much homework or some other bullshit. We also had a system the other way around, so if i called her to see how her date was going and she needed an out, she would call me babydoll and id tell her i heard scary noises and was frightened and needed her to come home or something. Anyways, my point is that every family should hqve a system of codes to keep them safe. Go do that.

i mean i get that the entire theme of the franchise is “this is a terrible idea” but

if there were a real jurassic park/world

i’d totally go

i’d die

but i’d totally go

quote i stumbled across a few days ago and can’t get out of my head it’s so important (via bemynightingale)

“You fight like a girl.”

I’m sorry

I didn’t

realise

that 

was 

a

bad

thing

Reblogging because I’m sure the comic readers out there could add some more.

yeah

so sorry

i can’t hear you

over the sound

of me crushing my enemies

This list

was looking

a little

white

so here you go

watch tha

bodies hit

tha floor

this is the best post on tumblr, hands down

seriously

though

there

are

so

freaking

many

bad

ass

mother

fucking

females

that

now

it

isn’t

even

an

insult

and

it

will

never

be

one

again

always reblog

“Love Is” In Small Things

This is the cutest.

Thorin Oakenshield (The Hobbit)

I found these wonderful fan-art on Deviantart and I really wanted to share those incredible pieces with you!

Here are the links to find them. I listed them by order of fondness:

The Court Jester (1956)

Childhood favorite.