i’m such a slut for reassurance my heart literally nuts when you tell me you want me

hit it like. get it hot. make a bitch. it's a fem- hit it like. get it hot. make a bitch. it's a- UM CAN YOU PLAY A SONG WITH A FUCKING BEAT😐‼️

I miss when tumblr men were thots and posted bulge pics at 3am on a weekly basis now they’re all mysterious abstinent artists working on themselves and their spiritual healing. What about me? what about my needs ?

So here’s how laws work in the US. The federal government can’t tell the states what to make their drinking age but they can tell the states that if they don’t make the drinking age 21 then they’ll take away all of their money for highways. So the federal drinking age is not 21 but the drinking age is 21 in all 50 states. But not the territories. Because they follow different rules.

The federal government can tell the states to make marijuana illegal however but the states in return can say “lol no” and for the most part the federal government just can’t be assed to enforce this so a bunch of states have made recreational marijuana legal in varying capacities. But the businesses that sell weed can’t use federally backed banks because what they’re doing is still illegal even though it’s legal and that’s why the IRS has regulations for taxing illegal businesses.

in the mood to be called honey.. sweetie.. my angel.. my love

i love when guys come in and order samwiches like "oh this ones not for me its for the WIFE haha such a weird order i know but its not for me its for my wife. i wouldnt usually order this but its for my wife" like alright mister whatever you say 🤨 heres your sissy lil faggy homosexual samwich! for YOU!

Doctor prescribed me 100mg of true love’s kiss

why are moms capable of just leeching vibe arsenic into the atmosphere when they’re pissed

my mom: is very slightly annoyed by even one thing

me, already feeling bone nausea: I have to get out of this house

The extra hour of sleep. Those healthy meals. That gym session you didn't skip. That walk you went on. Are all investments in your future self. And the more of those investments you make, the more your future self will thrive.

My advice: Invest as often as you can.

bitches will have the scared disorder and be like why am i so scared

Lisbon, Portugal, 1998. Photos by Gueorgui Pinkhassov.

i want a "looking at the moon" kind of date