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samado….. snudder mado……. nndn nosse……shhdnd…. shoOsh…..and ouhhghhh…. nassa PeePo…….
mhm. and then what?
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Anonymous asked:
what is the sexiest name one can choose for themselves and why is it scout
very roundabout way to give me a compliment ive never received before ("your name is sexy" is new to me). thanks!
with very little editorializing your comment turns into a jeopardy question
nothing scarier than activity on an old post.....where did u find that thang
This is gonna be so funny
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unclefather
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Pick a god and pray is the hardest crit line in all of fire emblem.
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Oh no no no. Get out of here, demon. I already exorcized you once.
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they call me the responsibility ignorer. for no discernible reason.
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Waddle Dee's beach break
literally sleeping on a barbecue sauce
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Phantom hourglass is awesome
dmv: can i have you birth certificate
me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️
dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license
me: its so small and cute! 😳
dmv: just like you! ☺️
can't get an algorithm like this on twitter
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BREAKING: the New York Yankees and the Boston Red Sox have been put in a "Freaky Friday type of situation" until they can learn to appreciate each other's perspectives.
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God sending his silliest soldier:
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kirby is my default setting my bad gang