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austin, 21, uk
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honestly fuck viruses they’re not even alive they’re just strands of punk ass DNA that go around fucking up us normal and god fearing life forms you don’t even have a nucleus you stupid bacteriophage looking horizontally transmitting RNA clump

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There is a widespread belief in the LGBT community that one can determine if a gamer is active (top) or receptive (bottom) in sexual intercourse based on the job class they primarily play. It is a stereotype that Damage and Tank mains are tops while Support mains are bottoms. However, if we analyze the nature and function of each class, we can see a psychological contradiction. This is especially true for Tanks whose role is to mitigate and to take damage for the team. In colloquial terms, tanks “take a pounding.” In this essay, I will

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yelling hard enough triggers my gag reflex

I cannot believe I get to see this video again 

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RYAN (HEAD-BUTT), 1999 “That’s not my blood. I was making out with my main squeeze on a stoop in the East Village and some macho jock dickhead walked by and called us fags. I don’t think he expected me to get up in his face. We scrapped a bit and then I head-butted him and could feel his nose break on my forehead. We ran for blocks, laughing at the top of our lungs, and then jumped into bed, where my boyfriend took this picture of me.”

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death stranding trailer woman: “you still don’t know who i am, do you?”

death stranding norman reedus: “no who are you?”

death stranding woman: dramatically turns around and reveals herself

me, despite having absolutely no clue who this woman is because of the lack of context for anything remotely involving the plot of this game: holy shit no way

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