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part-time ghost.

@crysptid / crysptid.tumblr.com

Crystal. 32. Bad at stuff.
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spikedru

dream job is to be that one rotted hand that bursts out of the grave to snatch some stupid idiot by the ankles and pull them under the earth

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People always ask me: “are you the same as Blanche Devereaux?”, and I always say: “please, just look at the facts”

- Rue McClanahan

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i love the term "unwell"... theres something very very wrong with you. not saying what tho

"I’m afraid my brother won’t be joining us, he’s... unwell.”

Could be anything. In bed with flu? Having a migraine? Hungover as hell? Turned into a werewolf and locked in the basement for the evening? Who knows.

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