mutuals you would sit on a power line like little birds with
local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge
brown sugar and cinnamon are lesbian married
recently at a bar someone told me i seem like id have a lot of pdfs
Lemon, the White-Striped Freetailed Bat, via bat.conservation.rescue.qld
dream job is to be that one rotted hand that bursts out of the grave to snatch some stupid idiot by the ankles and pull them under the earth
baby chain catshark hasn't learned how to swim yet
well give him a minute he's two blinks old
bad at it
Not my silent ass looking for a hill
People always ask me: “are you the same as Blanche Devereaux?”, and I always say: “please, just look at the facts”
- Rue McClanahan
i love the term "unwell"... theres something very very wrong with you. not saying what tho
"I’m afraid my brother won’t be joining us, he’s... unwell.”
Could be anything. In bed with flu? Having a migraine? Hungover as hell? Turned into a werewolf and locked in the basement for the evening? Who knows.
“Live long” mug (1989) <3
A cosmic tribute to my current favourite comment in YouTube history