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i am mentally divergent

@xlivvielockex / xlivvielockex.tumblr.com

Kelly, old, ENFP, Martell, Ravenclaw, Co-Prez of "I Hate Tony Stark" club w/ LoisFreakingLane, Secretary of "Emotional Over Jason Todd" Club, Member of "Asshole Cat" Club. I'm not here for your damaged white dude faves
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sashayed

ah yes. han solo. han solo, so suave

so cool under pressure

so calm in a crisis

great at handling difficult situations, for example, can get his own gloves off WHILE talking to a cute girl AT the same time no problem thanks for asking

so great at witty comebacks

definitely has slept with MANY a lady because, again, Han Solo is a cool guy, and not a grumpy hermit who, were he a person in the world, would spend all his weekends alone in his apartment with his phone turned off watching Ice Road Truckers

definitely not a weirdo with a shitty haircut who talks to his car

no. mister cool guy. always looks so cool. so cool in a fight

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so cool. never panics about everything all the time constantly.

people trust him cause he’s got that cool guy charisma

always knows what he’s doing. han solo. an expert.

in conclusion: han solo, a cool space scoundrel, not a nerd. maybe you’re the nerd around here. hmm. looks like it. check and mate

And that is why we luv him so

Everytime I see this I have to reblog

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erindarroch

Yes. Must reblog. 

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They are making audio and digital books available now too!!

I found a hardback printing of the Voynich Manuscript on here. This place fucking rocks.

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foxingfae

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Part of the reason that Han, Luke and Leia work so well as the main trio is that they're all mistakenly under the impression that they're the sane one in a 'two idiots and the voice of reason' trio trope. Like "Somebody has to save our skins!" and someone has to stop Han and Leia from murdering eachother mid lovers spat, and someone has to keep the twins out of trouble involving force nonsense. And they're all equally as much trouble as eachother, but they all think they're the only sane person. And it's wonderful.

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I once had a neighbor who was thoroughly convinced their indoor/outdoor cat never strayed further than a couple houses around. As proof, she put a GPS tracker and little camera on her cat. 24 hours later she had the proof she didn't want. Her cat went as far as a mile away, into the nearby woods where their were coyotes and other predators that would a snack of her cat. Her cat crossed the interstate several times, went to a construction site, and various other places that had me surprised her cat was still alive.

The following week was full of them building a catio and enriching their home. The cat became an indoor cat and chilled out very happily in the catio. They spent the summer harness and leash training their cat as well.

Oh, and the cat killed over a dozen birds and didn't eat any of them in the single day my owner tracked them with the camera and GPS. They had been going out daily for over a year. Imagine a cat killing 12 birds a day, everyday, for just a year. That devastates the local bird population and leads to the extinction of entire species.

Enrich your home, install a catio, get a few cat trees/towers, play with your cat, and they'll live long healthy lives. No worries about some random person killing them with poison or shooting them, no worries about them getting hit by a car, no worries about destroying the local ecosystem. My cats are 17 and 15 years old, 100% indoors their entire lives, and they're happy.

Oh and since avian flu aka bird flu is spreading, please remember that it kills animals that eat the contaminated meat. That means if a cat kills an infected bird and eats it, they will get sick and die.

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mermaid siren nikita, who is your favorite mermaid character ever?

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I can't believe you.... used my government name like that....

This is difficult for me, because my honest to God impulse is to say Ariel. Because, as I'm sure will come as no surprise to you, Ariel is my heart's Disney Princess. Belle is like... the princess I think is best-constructed... Ariel is who I identify with most. She just wants to look hot and travel the world and get good dick. And who would relate to that more than I??? Nobody!!!! Also, Prince Eric was a part of my sexual awakening, and frankly I think that's really a testament to her greatness.

If I'm being super real with you, though.... Madison from Splash is probably my true favorite. I watched Splash when I was far too young to watch Splash. Why? Because my mother was relatively young (24) when she birthed me, and she was a stay at home mom for much of my super young life (I mean, she worked part time once I started school for serious but when I was home she was home until I hit like, middle school age) and when Splash was on TV she wanted to watch Splash, dammit!!! And didn't she DESERVE to watch Splash??? So I watched Splash, admired Daryl Hannah's beauty in that film a lot, and got an idea that.... there might be a reason why Madison wanted a human lower half....

Truly, a part of me has wanted hair long enough to cover my tits ever since I watched Splash. But alas, I have much larger tits than Madison. It would honestly take a lot of hair growth for me to get there.

I just love her like... free sexuality, and curiosity, and kind of standard issue 80s Manic Pixie Dream Girl vibe without being annoying? Because she is a mermaid. If anyone has a right to Manic Pixie, it's here!!!

I would also add a third mermaid: Shim Cheong / Se-hwa from Legend of the Blue Sea. What is this, you ask? Why, it's a K-Drama that you, yes YOU loisfreakinglane, connoisseur of mermaids, should watch immediately! And yes, it is in fact available on hulu dot com with English subtitles!

The conceit of The Legend of The Blue Sea is that there's this mermaid who becomes fascinated with this shallow con man, and she basically becomes obsessed with him and leaves the ocean to pursue true love. He's like "lmao, she's insane" because she fully walks around on Earth having no idea how to act like a human being... Like I remember her stealing food and shit.... But she's very charming and super beautiful, so he takes her under his wing and like... protects her and gradually becomes A BETTER MAN FOR HER.

And yes!!! There's more!!! Both of them are haunted by these dreams... Dreams that seem like memories... Because they are actually reincarnated lovers from the Joseon era!!! She was a mermaid in the past and they were star-crossed and in love and torn apart by cruel circumstances!!! Bitch I wept BITCH TEARS.

I love a fragile girly girl who nevertheless has an iron will, and she is this. And she's also super horny and constantly initially these romantic moments with him while he's like JESUS WOMAN. Which I also love. Just watch this opening title sequence and understand why they had my girlhood in a CHOKEHOLD circa 2016-2017.

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Well...sort of. Fully expect me to be creepily liking posts and stuff, maybe some reblogs here and there.

My life has been wild the past few years. I mean like full on need to write a book about it. But ain't nobody have time for that. BRING ON THE SMUT! (Or something, IDK)

Anyway, I love you all so much and I missed you all so much. I guess the hot shit now is...Dracula? I have no idea what is going on here lol.

Love you and miss you all. Oodles and bunches. Also I have two dogs now and they are my everything! We adopted a senior doggo during the panini. He has one eye, lots of health/mental problems, and he is perfect.

Again, love you all. Feel free to harass me. I'm working on being more present again. <3 <3 <3

(Also I got Discord and chat on that since the Tumblr app still suuuucks. So if you're interested in harassing me in private, hit me up and I will share my username)

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After like months of playing I actually freaking won! It wasnt much but I won lol

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quasarkisses

yall can make fun of slam poems all you want but I’ve never felt more powerful than listening to women yell about their trauma to strangers

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spice-ghouls

a lot of the difference between people who like slam poetry and people who hate slam poetry is comprised of whether you’ve heard slam poetry used constructively as a platform for the voices of the oppressed and those who would otherwise not have ways to express their emotions, or, alternatively, just heard it used by boring untalented white dudes who want a license to complain about how Smartphones Are Literally The Devil

^An excellent fucking take right here

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