me: accidentally crinkles something that isn’t even remotely considered edible by any living creature on the planet

my cat:

Good News of 2017

reblog if u think its shitty to bite someones ankles

trying to prove a point to my cat

Today’s mood

current relationship status: sleeping diagonally across my queen size bed

“What if raccoons figured out the secret to starting fires?” is the scariest hypothetical question my dad has ever posed

that’s the distinction between goblins and raccoons

#mood at the gym

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