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Salvou? Nos avise e compartilhe
-Dara
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Salvou? Nos avise e compartilhe
-Dara
they are so cute i love them so much but also i desperately need phil to reshave the eyebrow slit and put on the white shirt/choker again.. it would look good.. trust..
I made this LU character guide for my friends and I thought it might be useful for any new LU fans out there! And also for anyone else who wants to info dump to friends about LU. So here you go :D
These characters are of course based on @linkeduniverse by Jojo! But, disclaimer, this does include some non-canon stuff (primarily the fandom nicknames and some War of Ages things) that’s common in fanfiction :). I made this for fun and for my friends so it includes my favorite tropes, canon and fanon.
Edit 4/4/23: Alt text and image descriptions added. Alt text only describes the official character art image (descriptions of all the images were too long for alt text and they were being cut off by my screen). Image text and other image descriptions are at the bottom of the post.
reminiscing on dan and phil's life story together always makes me feel insane because it sounds like the plot of a fanfic: two freakishly tall awkward british gays with matching emo haircuts. dan starts out as a fan of phil, phil encourages him to make his own videos after they start talking online. dan only started trying to get phil's attention online on his 18th birthday and within months they meet up irl, and the Q&A video they make together the first time they meet blows up. within a little over a year they are practically living together, then they are accidentally outed because of a freak YouTube glitch as well as fans discovering old posts. nevertheless they become pioneers in what YouTubers can do outside the platform itself - Radio Hosts/Celebrity Interviews/Touring Stage Shows/Books/Party Games/Disney Cameos. they eventually come out via a dan video essay with 12 million views. later they move in to their third place together, a luxury home they bought and designed with all the money they made over the years. then when Dan goes on a solo tour in 2022 they reveal they that they had never spent more than two weeks apart since 2009. And don't even get me started on the joint gaming channel or the cat whiskers...
BUT the wildest part, that knocks me out every time I remember, is how phil, who allegedly has psychic abilities passed on from his grandmother, used tarot cards in a video to predict that he would meet someone with personality traits that exactly match dan's, about three months before they ever began talking online. like. how is that a real sentence I just typed. do we live in a simulation.
ok everybody block dnp on all socials they have eyes everywhere. they know way to much. those omniscient fuckers are always watching. no one is safe.
like what do you MEAN you know about those stupid “real voice” compilations and people absolutely clowning about jumpcuts and smudged whiskers and what do you MEAN you’re aware of those 2009 phan theories people still debate to this day? what happened to “i don’t check my indirects” “i don’t go on the tags”?? i bet you’re lurking RIGHT NOW reading this very post. all men do is lie. can’t trust anyone 😤😪
dan saying "this one's for you phil" and then immediately calling him a power bottom gave me 20 aneurisms
what am I supposed to post that lives up to the canon event of glow ray hull
Honestly, based on how Phil immediately jumped on it when Dan said "can we talk about how existential crisis was a part of my branding," and obviously has serious thoughts about it based on how he sounded (I have trouble reading tone so take that with a grain of salt, but imo he sounded quite serious and almost angry?), I would love to know what he thinks of the "no homo Howell" memes or the fact that being "a failure" has been part of Dan's branding since the beginning. Hell, I want more of his thoughts about the existential crisis thing! There was a hard cut in the middle of Dan's sentence so they obviously said more about it but then just chopped it.
Idk, it just would be interesting to fully hear their thoughts, but even their little tidbits are so fucking interesting. Them talking about what bits were just "we have to do this because it's expected" and the "we were just saying yes to everything" was so interesting. I know it's not very #humor #branding, but I would genuinely love just a three hour long explanation of their behind the scenes thoughts and opinions.
why am i so obsessed with merthur
what is it about them
WHAT IS IT
(no actually someone tell me)
I think the most unintentionally pretentious part of me is I genuinely forget that most people do not have a near-encyclopedic knowledge of mythology and folklore. I literally just assume most people know at least the name of every Greek god. My mom and I were watching the Banshees of Inisherin and at the start, she asked "Do you know what a banshee is?" and I was so stunned because it would never occur to me to ask that question because I would never assume the average person doesn't know what a banshee is. The average person knows what a banshee is right. You know what a banshee is right. You know the names of the greek gods right. You know that norse myth where loki fucked the horse right. Right. RIGHT
my 12 year old brother is carrying the lgbt community on his back
underrated trope: “i’ve lost my memory and idk who you are but i just have this feeling that i’m supposed to trust you”
This - but the feeling is absolutely, completely, 100% wrong.
Person 1: “I don’t know what it is about you…I just know that I can trust you.”
Person 2, their actual, literal worst enemy: “Excuse me, what?”
Cue enemies to friends to lovers speedrun.
i’m at the 2020 election
i’m at the canon destiel
i’m at the combination 2020 election and canon destiel