If I ever end up moving in with someone I’m in a relationship with, I want us to have separate bedrooms. I need us to have our own rooms. This doesn’t mean we won’t sleep together, it means we will get to have our own space when we need/want it. Not just for if we’re fighting, but just because people need space sometimes.

i’m actually in this arrangement right now with my partner and i can confirm this is the best idea ever especially if you’re incredibly introverted like i am

i wish more people understood this mindset

this honestly sounds ideal and is what i want.

U know when ur hairs greasy and it makes u feel so so so bad about urself. And ur entire life. Everything is awful bc my hair is greasy

a boy and a girl are sitting together on a bench after a romantic date. “can i kiss you?” the boy says. the girl nods and the boy pulls out black and white face paint and starts putting it on her face. “you’re going to be gene simmons” he whispers.

ppl who say they’re “creating work” for ppl with minimum wage jobs by leaving messes and not cleaning up after themselves in the slightest have a special rung of hell reserved for them and i will send them there

I have never understood this, like the whole point of someone making an hourly wage means the person makes that amount no matter how much work they do, so creating a mess just causes them to have to work harder for the same amount of money. It’s such a terrible, selfish thing to do.

I once had a drunk guy tell me I was too sexy to be shooting up at a party. He knocked the needle out of my hands and stepped on the pen, shattering the casing, telling me I should thank him by giving him my number and a kiss. It was my diabetes medicine.

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fuckboys. they’re everywhere

i hate when your friends say something problematic and youre like??? i didnt raise you to be like that??