Harley Quinn’s Little Black Book #1

Scenes from Harley Quinn’s Little Black Book featuring Wonder Woman out today!

Send me 📜 and my Muse will tell you one thing that’s on their Christmas list

Best Friend Starters!

{Text}: Go to bed and stop texting me. This isn’t the intended use of emojis.

“Hey, I read about this super illegal thing and I think we should do it.” 

“GET DOWN FROM THERE BEFORE I HAVE TO COME GET YOU!” 

“Do you think foods have feelings? Maybe that gumball I dropped today was sad I didn’t eat him…”

“No, we can’t buy five hundred pugs.” 

“What do you mean I’m too loud? It’s not like I’m SHOUTING IN YOUR EAR!” 

“If I go down you’re coming with me! This is a mutual effort!” 

“I’m not picking your drunk ass up at three in the morning anymore.” 

“Stop coming into my house to sleep on my couch! Someday you’re going to find the door locked.” 

“Oof, get off! You’re too heavy!” 

“I honestly think you belong in a cell, but again, I guess we’d be cellmates.” 

“Now who the fuck took my skittles? It was you, wasn’t it, you smug little-” 

“Somehow I don’t think the teacher believed our story about the sword wielding elves breaking the window…” 

“BUDDY SYSTEM IS IMPORTANT, YOU MIGHT GET LOST! NOW GIMME YOUR HAND.” 

“I don’t care if you didn’t wanna share, it’s mine now!” 

“YOU ARE A DICK. Also I’m at your door, let me in.” 

“C’mon, smile…I’ll tickle you if I have to!” 

“You’re sad. Don’t lie to me. I see the pouty thing you do.” 

“Do you need me to kill someone for you?” 

“You can’t even reach me to hit me, shortie-OW!!” 

Send “💖” and my muse will admit something they find cute about yours.

send me ‘shut the fuck up’ and my muse will react to yours saying that to them.

What a coincidence.

“That ol’ stupid Bat is always messing around and locking us good people up.  I would’ve returned to the asylum and rescued you, but I never did get a chance and the police were on the lookout. You wouldn’t want the big bad commissioner to catch me again, would you?” It may have been a lie, but hey, he had to convince her somehow.

That made sense.....

Well, in her mind it did.

Her pigtails drooped slightly as if in a guilty manner.

“No.... sorry Puddin....I didn’t think of that....”

Gravity Falls sentence starters

“That spells ‘Bewarb’.”

“Has anyone seen my pants?“ 

“Why is your sister talking to the ceiling?”

“Oh, I can see what others can’t see.”

“Hmm. This doesn’t seem like the type of thing a responsible parent would want you doing. Good thing I’m an uncle.”

“I will break you, little man!”

“Just remember that if you come back to the shack talking like these people, you’re dead to me.”

“There’s a carpetbagger in the turnip cellar.”

“Well, hornswoggle my haversack.”   

“Seriously?”

“Mermaid voices change when we’re like 3 years old.”  

“Why you ackin so cray-cray?”

“He may be little, but he has biiiiig plans.”

“I am a boy now. What’s up bro? Let's grow some moustaches.”

“_____. Broom.”

“Oh no, not the broom!”

“Hey, is that a giant tooth?”

“You’ve joined forces with ______. This is an unsettling development.”

“No, creepy. ______’s creepy. Everyone hates ______.”

“Run.”

“Who wants Stan-cakes? They’re like pancakes, except that they might have some of my hair in it.”

“Boom. You’re hired.”

“I can make noises with my body. Sometimes intentionally.”

“Uh, _____? Our lives may not be worth this.”

“I am the god of destruction!”