Out with the old, in with the new
Got sick of waiting for all my friends to wake up and get brunch with me so...
i want a shirt that says "no dick pics plz"
Summer 2K15 vibes
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no boys ft. dofishsleep / october 2014
Katie captures my true self
The last 36 hours
Just another day at the office
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catcall : a short comic
Source: whamonster
My tortoise just climbed into a dog crate and now he's just straight up chillin in there. It's been like half an hour and he hasn't moved
Also here's a picture of Mr. Darcy looking straight up at me while I took a picture. You can't tell but he's stretching his neck really high and I laughed at this for like half an hour. Because he did not move.
Can I just say I am having the busiest but best month? I found a pair of Jeffrey Campbell boots for $10, I've cooked a ton of really healthy meals, I'm making way more money at all of my jobs because I've either gotten a raise or a higher % tip out, I kicked ass at my first big marketing presentation, I'm almost done writing a web series, and the workshops at my internship are actually teaching me things I wish I'd learned in college. AND MY BIRTHDAY IS IN 2 WEEKS
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Why can’t boys clean
Or take care of themselves
Why can't boys clean
Today my boss took me to staples and bought me a bunch of cute office supplies, a really pretty notebook just to use for work, and a FUCKING 2 TERABYTE EXTERNAL HARD DRIVE. 1) I have the best boss ever 2) def more excited about the notebook let's be real
Lars Von Toilet