Men love me for my cadaver swag. The way my skin is cold like a corpse, my off-putting demeanor, and the way I stand in the threshold of the still-living and the dead.
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i painted him
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Daily checklist of affirmations:
- Nothing wrong with me
- Nothing wrong with me
- Nothing wrong with me
- Nothing wrong with me
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you brought me your bullets but you eated them???? that doesn't seem very healthy, are you okay????? should someone get you to the doctor? should someone get you to the church?
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Want to Know Where A Concept In Western Esoterica Came From? Remember the "Four A's!"
- Was it Aristotle?
- Was it Augustine?
- Was it Agrippa?
- Was it Aleister Crowley?
If it's not one of these four, you better brush up on your classical Greek because you are fucked buddy.
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"We should do this again sometime"
(Marble hornets but mayyybe Tim didn't make it and this is Jay's way to cope?)
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Learning to use a midi controller and DAW! So.. enjoy 15 seconds of alchemical rave.
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i think one of my favourite jokes i do is blame god for all my problems every time something bad happens to me, casting him as an antagonist trying and failing to kill me with mild inconveniences like getting hit by cars or having hiccups
it’s great bc we get to have a little back and forth rivalry
he causes me physical and mental torment, and I don’t believe he exists
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instagram liked this one
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having fun with the library's button maker (going to a niche convention requires even more niche signifiers)
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phrases like "the house always wins" and "it's on the house" but used to imply that the building you're in is alive and personally invested in the situation
the house always wins
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i have no idea what's going on in my life im just in charge of the music
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dj got us falling in love again