L🙆🏽

almost like only some lives count. 

—

Whitney Houston, 1988.

All in the mood and then it starts sounding like bubble wrap

Stretch stretch stretch lol

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims: 

The wife:

The mom:

She had style, she had flair, she was THERE. THAT’S how she became The Nanny™

“Exhausted witch” is a mood though lol

Exhausted Witch is SUCH a mood.

September 18th: Ariana in New York

PREACH

The future of Wakanda

Not all heroes wear capes.