una fiesta sin descanso.

Mood

I feel like everyone worships avocado and I’m struggling because it just tastes like compressed wet grass lump but nobody will listen and I’m all alone in this world

“stop shipping real people!” they cry

“no” i respond, packing one more person into a box and sealing it shut. this one goes to fedex in the morning.

Don’t unfollow an European during Eurovision or you will be cursed. You will forever be surrounded by glitter, Russian grannies and gay vampires from Romania.

roses are red football is hard

i’m gonna throw in my fifty bucks at this argument again because i’m quite mad right now since cristiano can donate blood, money to charity, attend hundreds of events, keeps everything private, funds surgeries for kids the list literally goes on and he’s still shat on day to day on a spectrum of wide spread news outlets to your average toothless drunkard yet lionel messi who has ditched numerous events for unknown reasons or for his own vacation, donates nothing near ronaldo, committed tax evasion and now makes his fans worship his NAME instead of the BADGE of the club he plays for (even acknowledgement of his teammates efforts would suffice) is football’s little precious innocent son who wouldn’t hurt a fly. cristiano’s negative attitude in his early years of football, which is constantly brought up, needs to disappear and photos of him acknowledging the badge and/or plastered on his teammates needs to start getting major publicity because i am TIRED

no one talk to me about football for at least 5-7 business days

yeah but messi tearing off his shirt and showing his last name instead of the badge isn’t egotistical or condescending or assholish full of himself but cristiano is ok cute

*PIERCING, UNINTERRUPTED SCREAMING*

FUCK

Wow real

there is really nothing wrong with having never kissed anybody or having sex till you’re in your 20’s and i actually know so many girls who are in their 20’s and insecure about this which just tells me how normal it is

The things we do for the ones we love …

german horror story: pfannkuchen discourse

appreciate your players. love your players. hug your players. lock ur players in a room where the trade deadline can’t touch them

y’all: bisexuals are fake bc they usually end up in m/f relationships

me, an intellectual: it’s easier and statistically more likely to find a straight person who is attracted to you and compatible with you than to find a lgb+ person who is, especially in small towns. not to mention the fact that a big part of lg community won’t date us, because they are biphobic. also a huge number of bis are nb, so m/f rhetoric doesn’t even fit us. also. there is nothing wrong with bis being in a m/f relationship if it’s healthy. also. stop being biphobic it’s 2017 when will this stop