— Leon S. Kennedy, right before Ada does something like that, probably.

— Leon S. Kennedy, right before Ada does something like that, probably.

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home

She named her daughter after a road sign

a road sign

there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

“47 month old”

this is my four year old rayman origins

“Who’s doing your surgery?”

“Dr. Rayman Origins.”

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”

the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

Yo I work at a rec center in a rich neighborhood and these are some real names of white children:

Salter Tryge (pronounced Trig) Loots Pocket Aughyst (pronounced August) Taileigh Lotiss Leviathin (yes spelled like that) Bacchus Daniyal (a girl, pronounced like Daniel)

All real

This shit is hilarious

@kaiiwooo

I can’t

47 month old.

Nayvie….. Bish whet????

this is from my kid’s valentine’s list this year like this corny fake unique name thing is no joke yall this is all of the boy names 

47 month old.

I refuse to go on knowing someone named their child “Salter” I’m so done ✌🏿️

Treyton lls, I’m dying…

I know a person from college who’s name is literally “Smile”, l can’t even explain how ridiculous that is…

47 month old

47 month old

Damn suburban moms love to put unnecessary “Y’s” in names.

<b>47 month old<b/>

47 month old.

Somebody named their kid Pocket?!?!???

I am cry wheeze laughing at this post, and then when I got to the bottom I had apparently already hearted it at some point in its life?

Anyway, bless little Christopher’s parents. My god.

47 month old tho

One of the classes I subbed in had a kid named Glarison. I’m sorry, did you misspell Garrison?????

OMG IT IS BACK! I CAN FINALLY POST THE ASK I GOT ABPUT THIS!

I went to college and took religious studies courses with a girl named Storm Pagan. She never understood why I found that both funny and oddly appropriate, and I never felt like taking the time to explain.

for the love of your future children, look up what a name means in all languages before you saddle you kid with it until they’re old enough to legally change it.

I took latin in middle school. I don’t actually remember much now, but i’m telling you, it was IMPOSSIBLE to look this girl I knew in passing in the eye because her name was Latrina. 

Latrina.

(For those of you who have no idea why this is unfortunate and hilarious, ‘latrina’ is one of the latin words for toilet)

What the fuck that even sounds like ‘Latrine’ like who looked at that name and went ‘what could possibly go wrong’

My dads old coworker was named ‘M3 Sweatt’. that was his Birth-name

47 month old

My sister literally went to school with a kid named Random Lowe.

My dad went to high school with these twins sisters named, Marry and Christmas.

I went to school with a Lacey Valentine. My dad went to school with a Dusty Rhodes and a Johnnie Walker (brand of whisky). He also heard of three siblings with the last name of Pigg who went to court to change their last name because they were tired of being called the Three Little Piggs.

When I was in nursing school (read: over a fucking decade ago) I assisted in the delivery of a perfectly healthy, beautiful baby girl

Her mother named her placenta.

PLACENTA

She said she thought it sounded pretty.

Have y’all ever seen a placenta?

TL;DR somewhere there’s a 5th grader named Placenta.

47 month old

When my mom was in high school she knew a girl named Blueberry Street

my sister went to school with a boy named Repete (repeat) …cause Pete Jr. just wasnt cool enough i guess

I’ve seen a Quigley and a Meekyeesha

Half the names here sound like they could be a Decepticon and the other half sound like they’re taking the Hobbits to Isengard O.O

I went to school with a classmate named Caress Lowe…

Parents, please say these names outloud so you avoid naming your child something Horrendous

No one is going to bring up that someone named their kid, another living, human, sentient, being, fucking POCKET?!?!? For real?

The worst part is that their last name is Munster

No. I refuse to accept that

I am so sorry

I knew twins in high school who were named Lee and Roy after their father Leroy

My parents came really close to naming me Topanga.

As a cake decorator, some odd names I have put on cakes have been Messiah, Genesis, Maddysun, Quasia, and Phoxton, to names a few..

I'm still naming my son Orion Pax, and nobody will ever stop me.

me as a doctor

that look says she bout to beat that doctor’s ass

He’s just standing there…

MENACINGLY!

“Tell me, Patrick-sama…. do you call yourself a Goofy Goober?!”

[ STAND NAME ] F-U-N [ STAND MASTER ] DIO BRANDO

smh todd

unmute

I have never so joyously reblogged a bird video in my life. 

Today is the only day you can reblog this

dragons are hot thanks for coming to my ted talk

me: time for sleepy :)

my garbage body: hot hot hot no cold no HOT bad bad, throw up??? no, hungry, NO remember that mistake you made at work. Internalize it. Never forget. Back hurt yes headache YES hot yes roll over r-RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA’s GREATEST LOVE MACHI-

🐯 🐯 🐯

good morning everyone have an absolutely furious mongoose

It’s cuter when you recognize that the lion with visible spots is a juvenile. There’s a very high chance the other lion that runs over to investigate is the MOTHER.

The first lion is asking for comfort because she was given a big spook!!! and she needs mommy to tell her it’s safe and ok!!!! (What’s cuter is that mommy clearly reassures her, and goes on to take the parent role of ‘deal with the scream rat in order to protect my large and easily frightened daughter’)

this is all in all an adorable video 10/10

Who Would Win?

Three apex predators

OR

One Screaming Long Boi

FYI this blog is EXTREMELY pro-Immortal Keanu Reeves theory, so nonbelievers just get out. I have no time for your Ignorance

Dangan Ronpa is an incredibly weird experience, because all the characters are the most bizarre cartoon caricatures of basically every genre, and yet they still manage to be so real and likable that I’m still crying about Kiyotaka Ishimaru in the holy year of 2018

THAT’S WHY YOU SHOULD ALL PLAY DANGANRONPA

this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

ehh what the hell

OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……

WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD

yooooo

yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..

OH MY GOD

OH MY F*CKIN GOD

THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!! 

Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC 

I need to believe in the heart of the post…

Oh? Well… *reblag*

i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko

I have nothing to lose

my palm was itchin today not riskin it

I always reblog the money posts cause I can’t afford not too lol

It works. I just got $300 for no reason.

Money dog is my friend

Money dog is the shit

I believe in the money dog😀

I believe in the money 🐶

Bless me pls money pup 🙏🐕

Just woke up 🙌🏿

Pplease😭🙏🏽

Doing this again because last time I reblogged this I got $50

y’all I have $88 in my account I need all the help I can get