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Emily is not having your shit
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Emily is not having your shit
A divorcing couple divides their beanie baby investment under the supervision of a judge. [Reuters, 1999]
can you imagine driving home from court after that alone with a car full of beanie babies and no spouse that’s the most depressing thought ever
Art is so cool like a painting can be art or stacking some boxes on a chair can be art or putting some rocks in a room can be art any way you wanna express yourself is art!! You’re art! Your life is art!! Art is so cool I love art!!!
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Why is this tiny dinosaur comic making me cry?
i am more proud of this cake than I am my college degree.
I’m crying.
when someone cries because you said something nice to them, they’re someone who you need to protect because they haven’t seen enough kindness in the world.
Dude no literally I had a friend who’s like the most badass chick I know and she got pulled out of class for being disruptive and when I saw her next she was crying so I asked her what happened and she goes, “He said he believed in me.” Like you don’t realize that changed my fucking world
my house is haunted because i live here
OK SO I WAS AT THE FABRIC STORE AND I WALKED BY SOME MEMORIAL DAY THEMED FABRIC AND
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS
WHY ARE THE ABS SO DETAILED AND NOT THE FACE WHAT
OMFG LINCOLN LOOKS LIKE EDWARD CULLEN WITH A BEARD I CAN’T DEAL WITH THIS SHIT
I HAVE A DRESS MADE OUT OF THIS FABRIC AND I GOT TO BE IN A PARADE BECAUSE OF IT
OKAY I WORK IN A FABRIC STORE AND ONE TIME THIS LITTLE OLD LADY CAME UP TO ME AND SLAMMED THE INDEPENDENCE DAY ONE DOWN ON THE COUNTER AND SAID, “THIS. THIS IS WHAT OUR COUNTRY NEEDS.”
This makes me so happy
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I grew up in Alaska and I remember trying to give a moose some bread but my ma yelled at me so my dog ate it and I swear the moose looked so sad
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the sequel to Jurassic World will be Jurassic Galaxy, and it will tie in with Guardians of the Galaxy, Chris Pratt will meet himself and they will fight aliens and dinosaurs together
Jurassic Guardians of the Galaxy, coming summer 2026