an invincible summer

goin home to be ugly in peace is one of my fav things to do

2016 you have made your POINT

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She wears short skirts I’m clad only in bubble wrap She’s cheer captain and I’m performing my famous lawn chair handcuff dance to the sounds of iced tea being stirred

It isn’t a fanfic unless Main Character has to tear their gaze away from the strip of skin revealed above Love Interest’s waistband when they casually stretch their arms above their head.

you can pry this trope from my cold dead hands

@elsaclack

movies are so weird people hang out like twice and theyre all like “im in love with you” calm down maybe

This represents my entire personality. 

I see a lot of posts giving recognition to fanfiction writers, and I absolutely agree, that’s fantastic and writers deserve recognition. But I want to also make a post to say, as a writer and as a friend, heaven bless the fanfiction readers. The ones who bookmark stories, and save them in folders in their computers, and come back to them and get swept in to them. The ones who don’t discard fic because it’s not a “legitimate” genre. Heaven bless the fanfiction readers who leave kudos or views or, best of all, comments, the ones who read stories and remember that there are writers attached to them, and so they strike up conversations with the writers about their work. Heaven bless all the fanfiction readers, the ones who are constructive and helpful and kind. You are so important, and I write for you, because you love storytelling just as much as I do and writing feels like talking to my friends. You mean the world to me, never as a number on a story’s kudos but as a friend, so, very personally, thank you.

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a rare photo of florence ascending to mount olympus to mingle with the gods where she belongs

friend: why are men like this 

me: *pulls PDFs out of nowhere* you see when the agricultural revolution started 

shout out to the followers that aren’t porn bots

me: hoe don’t do it

me: 

me: oh my g o d

occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin

why is every boy out of their god damn fucking mind like shut the fuck up