love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too

need you to see this banger combination of signs i saw today

People going ‘well polls showed that Jewish students at Madison feel unsafe!’ Huh. I think that maybe has to do with the Nazi march that happened in Madison in November that police did nothing about and the multiple nazis on campus that UW Madison refuses to do anything about . And not the peaceful pro-Palestine protest that’s happening currently .

Madison police reacting to nazis

Madison police reacting to pro-Palestine protesters

people i’ve been mutuals with for 3+ years are fair game for any reply i’ve got in my brain i’m in your notes like omg i saw a bell pepper today

snapping my homies out of being corrupted by the curse by firmly gripping their shoulders and telling them to "get real"

that didn't work. okay. time for plan b *gets down on my knees and starts tying my hair back*

when they host a gala for the rich and influential themed after 'what if aristocrats were cloistering away from unruly mobs of peasants in a beautiful garden as the inevitable confrontation neared' it's because they think you and everyone you've ever met and talked to are essentially a miraculously human-shaped type of slime or pondscum that, while useful for some type of industrial application or for making car plastics or something, should be mercilessly culled if it begins encroaching onto their lawn

“Thirsty ratsnake” sounds like a roast but it can also be a guy

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

last chance to evacuate

as you may know, israel has begun its ground operation in rafah. they dropped leaflets last night ordering people to evacuate, and bombing in east rafah has already begun.

The border is about to become unreachable.

Rafah is trapped.

We have literal hours until no-one, all the GoFundMe's you've scrolled past, all the people desperately begging on TikTok, will be able to escape.

Give now. Give whatever you can.

I am fundraising for the Odeh family, which is only 3k away from meeting its goal.

you will not get another chance.

GIVE HERE

Superman: Man of Tomorrow #12 - “Superman’s Day Off” (2020)

@wearepaladin

“Those charged with the weight of the world would never wish it on another.”

This is lovely and exactly why I like Superman. Its so important that it starts the sequence with just getting a cat out of the tree, that this act of kindness is placed in line with all the other things. That kindness and helping people can inspire the same from those people.

I have always joked that it’s hard to write good Superman stories but you know them when you see them…

ah, dungeon meshi......

we have a new game where I blast Belphegor with a forcefield

I’ve seen people pass around the “hold up, I’m googlin’ something” image but it cropped out the part where he was googling “how many guys can one guy take”

this page, in isolation, is possibly the funniest thing i have seen in any manga

every day should be like i wake up & my first thought is a beautiful idea of a fun & new activity & i spend my day accomplishing it

i do want to live like them like so bad

genuinely asking

YEAHHHHHHH BOY

this pencil sharpener that every classroom had

for those my age

hey girl