ADHD culture is saying “what?” when you heard the question someone asked you but… It didn’t fucking… Register… In the brain? And then you hear the question before they ask again and interrupt them when they’re talking because now you’re An Asshole™ who understands
Someone: Hey what time is it?
Me: What?
Someone: Wha-
Me: It’s 3:20
american but amerishouldn’t
Can this be our foreign policy from now on
i made a college vine compilation b/c Suffering™️
(warning for loud noise in some of them)
Retirement goals. (via deftkillerstu)
bring out the rotating tiger
so youre telling me that some asshole can just throw together meaningless shit and get notes and attention yet when i put actual thought into the things i say nothing happens i am so fucking done with this bullshit god damn fuck
My favorite trope is “janitor in headphones continues cleaning through extreme action”
younger me: why am i so obsessed with gay people
me now: i am a gay people
Clever Illustrations by Danish illustrator HuskMitNavn
What a little brat.
A fox stealing a boom mic at the Zao Fox Village in Miyagi Prefecture in Northern Japan [x]
i was told foxes were sneaky… i’ve been misinformed. make sure you look out for fake news folks. it’s a real problem.
pretends to be dead inside but actually cares: scorpio, aquarius, capricorn, sagittarius , aries, gemini
pretends to care but is actually dead inside: libra, cancer, virgo, pisces, leo, taurus
What is not a FUN fact?
Were all gonna die
Your eye has something called “immune privilege” This basically means that the outside of your eye prevents your immune system from knowing about the inside of your eye. If it didn’t, your immune system would destroy your eyes.
