❛ bullshit . aliens aren’t real . ❜
@blksuit
“ can’t find ya a bench to sleep on ? ” his voice is lifted ; it’s a tease. the nephilim doesn’t appear to be in the mood for it, but what’s the WORST he could do ? “ guess ya can, so long as you take off your boots before ya plop that ass down. rough night for the demon hunter, huh ? ”
a bench would’ve been good , if it wasn’t pouring outside . it shows in the way he drags water in , coat soaked && hair wet . his feet feel about as disgusting as the rest of him does , but he blames the lack of socks to keep him a little warmer . ❛ park was full . go figure . ❜ a humorless grin falls away just as quickly as it shows . ❛ i’ll get naked if you want . ❜ whatever tyler wants to protect his precious couch . ❛ no , y’think ? what makes you say that ? ❜ the retort is quick , voice low , rich with sarcasm before he groans . ❛ fuck . sorry . long ass fucking day , or days . actually ————— ❜ just how long had he been inside limbo ? ❛ what day is it ? ❜
❛ i understand your DISCREPANCIES towards me, however i can assure intentions aren’t ill. i am trying to find a way to seal this area from those devils , not raise them. ❜
✩ ■■「 @demonkiiller.
❛ yeah ? sounds like a lot of BULLSHIT , but whatever . if you get in the way , expect a HOT BULLET ! ❜
you know i’m in love with you, right?
critical role sentence starters / accepting !
MOUTH AGAPE AT THE SUDDEN DECLARATION, he needs a moment to process the words. it’s a joke, right ? just another way to fluster the shadowhunter, get under his skin, something in which dante’s become exceptionally good at. he never knows what to think around the other let alone what to expect. & this, this is not what he expected at all. but more than anything he’s confused. alec’s believed all the times they’ve kissed, the flirtatious sometimes lewd comments, except for a few genuine compliments dante’s thrown at him, it’s all just him messing with the lightwood. just a game, only playing with him until he gets bored or tired of him.
yet even with such belief, alec’s come to care for dante almost as much as he cares for jace & isabelle. a realization that surprises alec. he also didn’t notice how much he’s opened up to him, letting him in a little bit more each time dante pushes or even how much he’s actually come to mean to him until now. & truthfully, he enjoys dante’s presence more than he ever thought he would. still, a huge part of him figures it’s a prank. at least, that’s the most logical explanation to alec. but what if it’s not ? what if he’s being serious ? what if this isn’t a joke ?
& a thousand more thoughts are running through his head even now while he speaks.
❛ you’re, uh, in love with mewhat ? ❜
what time is it ? ass o’clock past midnight , couple of hours before dawn , when the streets are mostly empty except for drunks && hobos wandering about ————— && there he is , bothering a certain witch . ❛ can i crash on your couch again ? ❜
@vilecrafts
@demonkiiller.
“ are you still TRIGGER HAPPY, dante ? ” she tucks sarcasm behind false concern. he hasn’t pulled a gun on her not YET but the distaste within the depths of his blue eyes she see the possibility. she’s not naive enough to mark off the threat. she adds on a POUT for good measure before continuing, “ here i was hoping we were on good terms good enough for a drink. ”
❛ are you still a DEMON ? ❜ whose fucking BRIGHT IDEA was it to make the damned ones so ATTRACTIVE ? lucifer’s fault probably && the bastard was LAUGHING , living it up in l.a. instead of rolling in the fiery pits of hell . what a massive DICK . trigger happy , sure , but he kept his hands loose by his sides . he’d ALMOST pass off as chill if he wasn’t so tense . his luck with demons lately had hit a new low . ❛ only if you’re payin’ . ❜
“ — okay, well while YOU’RE deciding whether im a demon or not, you should at least do something about… the blood. “ even if her words are a little FRUSTRATED, she’s still gentle as she offers the dampened cloth to him ( best, maybe, to leave out that she MIGHT be one of his demons after all; ghoul / demon, not so different ).
lips pull apart into a smile full of BLOODY teeth , jagged like the serrated CUTS seeping red . ❛ why , does it BOTHER you ? ❜ he takes the offered cloth anyway , slapping it against the worst he can see just for SHOW . all he needs is one SECOND to heal it all . no amount of lost blood is going to KILL him . ❛ you’re not gonna throw up , are ya ? ‘cause if you are , turn the other way . i just showered this morning , i don’t need little girl vomit all over my boots . ❜
“ do i look like some who’d bull– who’d do that? “
❛ look , this isn’t what you WANT to hear , i’ve seen PRETTY FACES hiding some bad demons , so .. yeah , you might be . can’t trust a dollface that easily . ❜
❛ NO, IT DOESN’T. ❜ alec starts out, but wait, did he just say he looked hot ? the realization stops him from speaking again for a moment or two as he ACTUALLY takes in his words. & what cute WRINKLE between his eyes ? ❛ um, i do not. ❜ ( WOW VERY SMOOTH ALEC. ) it’s all he manages to get out while confusion settles in, a little bit caught off guard. he appreciates once the other releases him so he can shift his WEIGHT to the other side before glancing away from dante, ignoring his next gesture. so, yeah, this is going to be a mistake probably. no, most DEFINITELY. but a sigh falls, his resolve SHATTERING. okay, maybe he could use a break.
❛ fine, whatever. you WIN. lets go before i realize how much i’m going to regret this. ❜
a little CRACK in that tough guy armor ; he WAITS for it .. && then success ! a small VICTORY indeed , but one nonetheless . HOPEFULLY , this time won’t end with both of them plastered . he might’ve stretched it with the PROMISE , but he doesn’t intend to pour alcohol down alec’s throat until he blacks out ———— that’d just RUIN their entire night , but a taste of LIQUID COURAGE never hurts . ❛ ye of little faith , ❜ && the ARM is back around alec , loose around his shoulders , a pressure against his side as dante leans towards him , GUIDING him out the door . ❛ you won’t regret it . ❜ past EXPERIENCE might argue that statement .
❛ ———— look , we’ll play it by your rules tonight , pretty boy . when you say it’s time to leave , we’ll come back . sounds good ? ❜
“ if you’d held still when i told you to, it wouldn’t have HURT so bad! “ / @demonkiiller
❛ well how the fuck was i supposed to know you weren’t bullshitting me ? ❜
oh, would look what the garbage man forgot to pick up ... you
❛ trash doesn’t look this good naked . ❜
❛ wow . you look like shit . i ALMOST feel bad for your face , man . please tell me whatever did that to you looks WORSE . ❜
@goldenwilled