This article is bonkers. I don't know if I have said "holy shit" so many times in a row.

Here are some highlights, but you should definitely read the entire thing.

Like, this could be the worst version of 12 Days of Christmas ever.

He is still in the coma and his family has not heard anything from SpaceX.

It's like a real-life Squid Game with a much shittier payout.

Wait, it gets worse!

Into the cancer tent, we're going to Mars.

"I can excuse racism, but shoving is going too far."

Yeah, that tracks.

Coming soon from Rust-Oleum...

New low visibility safety paint guaranteed to prevent 0 accidents.

For every 10 gallons, you get this free complimentary vest!

So easy on the eyes you barely even notice it!

Well, if nothing else, I'm sure Elon has at least faced some consequences for his poor safety policies.

Oh.

People are asking why OSHA hasn't done more. Right now, SpaceX makes not only the best rockets, but the cheapest (by a lot). So I'm going to say it is money. SpaceX sends NASA stuff into space, but who knows how much military shit they are sending up as well. I'm really hoping these people get together and sue, but it would take a large settlement for Elon to actually feel consequences of hating bright colors.

Shark and octopus tiles

[ID: blue glazed ceramic tiles with octopus and shark shapes. /end ID]

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WHO STOLE A COOKIE FROM THE COOKIE JAR

anytime i hear someone use the term “man cave” i feel my body sag as it craves death

its not any better than boy pussy tbh

may or may not be misinformed on what a man cave is

is this what the kids are listening to these days?

Took me a while to identify what in the world the other brass was till I realized it wasn’t.

@majorleaguebuttstuff

This is actually what band is like tho?

What’s it like being 21 and older

Reaper (Overwatch, 2016)

when ur son is about to run into a hedge

Jfc that kitty parade music justmakes it hilarious

I can’t believe this is an actual event that has taken place.

with the music that might actually be the most surreal thing i’ve ever watched