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I’m like 241 years too late for this

Planet Express.

...Would you fuck a clone of yourself?

This is very vivid. Did this guy actually have an affair with Chris Evans?

Places where reality is a bit altered:

• any target • churches in texas • abandoned 7/11’s • your bedroom at 5 am • hospitals at midnight • warehouses that smell like dust • lighthouses with lights that don’t work anymore • empty parking lots • ponds and lakes in suburban neighborhoods • rooftops in the early morning • inside a dark cabinet

•hospital waiting rooms •airports from midnight to 7am • bathrooms in small concert venues

I just got the weirdest feeling I swear

OK LISTEN THERE ARE REASONS FOR THIS!!!

A lot of these places are called liminal spaces - which means they are throughways from one space to the next. Places like rest stops, stairwells, trains, parking lots, waiting rooms, airports feel weird when you’re in them because their existence is not about themselves, but the things before and after them. They have no definitive place outside of their relationship to the spaces you are coming from and going to. Reality feels altered here because we’re not really supposed to be in them for a long time for think about them as their own entities, and when we do they seem odd and out of place.

The other spaces feel weird because our brains are hard-wired for context - we like things to belong to a certain place and time and when we experience those things outside of the context our brains have developed for them, our brains are like NOPE SHIT THIS ISN’T RIGHT GET OUT ABORT ABORT. Schools not in session, empty museums, being awake when other people are asleep - all these things and spaces feel weird because our brain is like “I already have a context for this space and this is not it so it must be dangerous.” Our rational understanding can sometimes override that immediate “danger” impulse but we’re still left with a feeling of wariness and unease. 

Listen I am very passionate about liminal spaces they are fascinating stuff or perhaps I am merely a nerd. 

I, for one, appreciate your passion for liminal spaces and thank you for explaining it to the rest of us.

i’m happy that mcu peter’s spidey sense isn’t being shown as a miracle worker, like i’m happy peter’s sense went off to danger that was laughably close to peter. people have this misconception (mainly due to the 2002 spidey films) that his spidey sense will give peter a heads up to threats wayyyyy in advance, but that’s not the case. like there have been many times when peter’s spidey sense doesn’t really alert him to danger until the danger is really close, sometimes close enough that regular people have already noticed said danger.

and even then, peter often ignores it bc it can go off to things that aren’t necessarily a threat but COULD be. like a wad of paper being thrown at him by flash, a puddle on the floor that could make him slip. so sometimes peter just ignores it bc it goes off all the time to shit that really isn’t that dangerous. the sense is basically like a really reliable, and sometimes annoying, gut-feeling. the spidey sense is so cool but it’s still a sense not that different from sight or hearing or taste or touch, and it isn’t all powerful or always very helpful.

give rosa diaz a girlfriend 2k16

THEY GAVE ROSA DIAZ A GIRLFRIEND 2K17

it’s okay to have clumsy and awkward sex and it’s actually really common

the ability to laugh while you’re lying tangled and naked together bc you realize just how silly something is is really really intimate and trusting, and it’s the best feeling to be like that with someone and to be relaxed

it happens with long-term partners, it happens on hookups, and it’s rarely as bad as it’s always made out to be, except we usually think it’s bad we're told that’s not how sex is supposed to go. but that’s not true. 

it can still be passionate and intimate while being messy and clumsy, absolutely. you don’t need to “perform well.” sex isn’t a show: it’s about feeling good. sometimes it takes experimenting to figure out what feels good, and fumbles and awkward moments and laughter is all just part of it. sometimes that’s a huge part of the fun.

Repeat after me

Porn ain’t real life.

You can’t just shove your dick inside of somebody’s vagina.

FOREPLAY IS YOUR FRIEND!

And for some people, the more time you spend on foreplay, the better the sex session will be.

Hold up … why are y'all afraid of a little lube????

Lube is life???? Turn that coochie and booty into a slip and slide and you’ll orgasm in NO TIME ok??

Jot that down

Condoms are your friends.

And if you’re not fond of them, please make sure you are monogamous with your sexual partner (for infection control- meaning you will decrease the amount of STIs being spread). Get tested regularly especially if you are constantly having new sexual partners.

Just drink more water. Please.

And if you expect people to fucking shave for you. Expect them to have a little scarring or bumps because ingrown hairs are a bitch and there’s nothing many of us can do about it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Oh and your energy is everything.

If your energy is not compatible with the person you’re fucking with, the sex is not gonna be that great.

Omg please stop expecting people who have no to little experience with sex to be doing magic tricks with you.

It’s either you’re willing to teach or just don’t fuck with them.

I’m tired of hearing that “your dick/pussy is wack” BS.

Ok sorry that they don’t have sex with everyone they make eye contact with. Sheesh.

Regarding that last one. I’ve had one too many straight men listen to me say that most of my sexual experience is with women and still get disappointed that I find blowjobs difficult. Like, dude, this is not the kind of oral I’m used to, give me a minute before you start jabbing my gag reflex. Also that they just expect it and don’t even ask what I want.

This is why I’m not fucking with straight men anymore unless they are exceptional and prove it to me before we have sex. And even then, I’m still not going to give a blowjob until they’ve sufficiently demonstrated that they know how to give me pleasure.

^^^^^^^

Porn ain’t real life. I say this especially to the women that are becoming sexually active. You will not be able to do a split on the dick the first time. You will not be able to deep throat dick without practice.

Be vocal about what you want. If it hurts say so, if you don’t like the constant jabbing that porn made popular let him know.

Pussy don’t taste like starburst and dreams.

I love this and think that everyone should read and appreciate the fact that this thread was even made. Bless bc all of this is so very relevant.

Spiderman in homecoming: *catches and saves Liz from falling to her death*

Gwen Stacy’s ghost: 

just nicki’s verse because i got tired of always skipping to get there

even if you don’t like nicki or rap you have to admit this verse is pure art

Let’s not forget this is the verse Kanye almost cut because it shitted on every rapper in the game.