this image actually makes complete sense & that is a fucking trip & a half.

You can take it back even further to the Archudke’s assassin just bumping into him deciding to get a sandwich. One man’s need for lunch 100 years ago gave rise to tentacle porn half the world away. What a world.

Is anybody going to explain?

No? Okay.

1. Archduke Ferndinand is murdered, causing World War 1.

2. The Allies win WW1, imposing the Treaty of Versailles on Germany.

3. This causes tension between Germany and the rest of Europe, something Adolf Hitler takes advantage of and begins WW2.

4. Japan joins the axis in WW2 in order to expand their empire.

5. The Axis is defeated, and Japan comes under US occupation.

6. American soldiers bring comic books, cartoons, and other American mediums to Japan which stay behind even after the occupation is over.

7. Post-WW2 Japan imposes strict censorship laws that include the banning of most conventional porn.

8. Japanese citizens retaliate by drawing comics with women having sex with vaguely penis-shaped objects like tentacles to exploit loopholes in the law.

9. It establishes itself as a fetish even after the laws are relaxed, and so Hentai was born.

Butterfly effect

….oh my god.

‘It’s You’ is arguably Super Junior’s best song ever. It sucks that it’s not as popular as their other singles, but mostly, I just get sad when I’m reminded that it’s also the last song that featured all 13 members before shit hit the fan in 2009.

are you nasty

PUT THIS ONE UP ON THE FRIDGE, MOM

VOICE OF OUR GENERATION

My dad is a kroger manager and sent me this (repost without personal info)

There’s a fine line between “pushing yourself out of your comfort zone” and “pushing yourself into a mental breakdown” and we need to fucking find it and stop encouraging people to do the second in an attempt at making them do the first.

scottish wildcats look as if a witch w/ glasses turned themselves into a cat

McGonagall

That’s literally her description in the book

THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY

SERVING IT UP, GARY’S WAY

BLEGH

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i went to the met today

adults are always talking about how “kids will do anything to get out of school” and okay, first of all that’s not true, but I think we really need to ask why that idea holds so much sway.

children’s brains are hard-wired to take in new information and acquire new skills. consider, for a moment, just how thoroughly our society had to fuck up the concept of education for it to be a normal thing to assume kids are universally desperate to avoid learning.

couple things here:

couple more things:

Everything you’d need to know about Hellboy’s character in two panels.

Reading this like a manga gives a different image

I launched myself out of bed at 1am to make this

High quality post.