my kink is closing doors so that i am in complete solitude

Shes probably committing crimes right now

Who is?

What are you, a cop? piss off

Me: is this job really worth it????

My bills:

welcome to my blog

the sign looks like it’s walking towards me i feel threatened

Like this?

actually what the christ

She’s getting her gig, feeling her oats. Y'all let her get her jush on.

No one loves Tony Stark/Iron Man, more than Robert Downey Jr

In fact, he IS Iron Man in real life

Oh bro, I love this man

god, imagine sharing a bed with the person you love. chatting about dumb things! just sleeping! it’s like a sleepover but every night how sweet is that!!!!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

All y’all saying ed sheeran doesn’t have struggles like

Being that ugly can’t be easy

This is like… really mean?

Ed Sheeran does have struggles and he’s been through some rough shit.

You know he ran away from home at 14, right?

What really? Fuck I had no idea

Yeah.

And The Shire hasn’t been the same without him.

Socialism explained in one single post

Roger Moore photographed by Peter Ruck, 1968.

a few days ago i was walkin past a basketball court and a ball Flew at me and i

1) didn’t flinch

2) caught the ball

3) threw it back at the guy

4) responded to his “thanks bro” with a nod

it was like the ghost of some guy named chad took over me so i didn’t like embarrass myself

a bro talked to me today and it caught me v off guard but instead of my voice rising an octave it dropped an octave and i suddenly was effortlessly speaking Bro™ back to him. this resulted in a very positive interaction

thanks, chad

Reblog to be possessed by Good Ghost Chad in your hour of need

me: I’m gonna go to sleep now me to myself: ʷʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ fᵘͨᵏ ʸºᵘ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ʷʰʸ ʸºᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ, ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ ˢᵗºp fᵘͨᵏ'ⁿ ˡʸʸʸ'ⁿ

Why does no one talk about this

Xiaoin Showdown was an amazing fucking show and nobody will tell me otherwise

Xiaolin showdown and jack spicer will always until I die still be my main squeeze

Some of my favourite Rik moments

Rik Mayall was a very talented man, sent from God knows where to bless us all with his grace and genius. With Adrian Edmondson, they became one of the most beloved comedy duos in British history. 

So, I thought that as 2018 is rolling in, we should take a look at some of the best moments/things that Rik Mayall has ever said and done in his lifetime. Enjoy!

“I don’t have moments of weakness. I’m Rik Mayall.”

“I’m frightened of interviews.”

“It’s difficult to for me, to look into the eyes of a journalist and trust him to present it as you say.”

“I don’t want people to know who I am.”

“I would love to do more on the stage; having actual contact with the audience is great. You can give them a good seeing to!”

“I had a very happy childhood, happy teenage years, and I was famous by the time I was 22. A charmed life.”

“What does a man with a 2 foot cock have for breakfast? This morning I had a boiled egg.”

“Eddie, you know, mate to mate… What’s the next line?”

“Oh, Eddie, you were born in Southhampton? WoOoOoOWWW!”

“Haven’t you heard? Rick’s dead! The people’s poet is dead!”

“I died on Crap Thursday. I came back the Monday after Easter. I beat Jesus by two days.”

And finally, to send nothing but positivity into your year

“Love is the answer…”

We love you Rik. Thank you for being the light of our lives. Continue to reign supreme up there you glorious bastard <3