Lets do a little group children's story together, it'll be like a cool collab, I'll go first: Once upon a time there was a little worm who lived in a biiig apple, his name was Stephenson and he had anxiety (aww)

I eat him

What the fuck

what the fuck

I don't want anyone to take this the wrong way but Europe is kinda like a miniature America. All the landscapes and trees and stuff are SMALL, they're little versions of the stuff we got going on over here. Even your big things, like the alps, are so cute. You could put a fun roller coaster up there and make it a little ride for the kids.

hmmmmmmmm

It took seven minutes for a European to bring up school shootings and obesity on a post talking about geography.

To put it in perspective, the rockies are 7 times longer and two times wider than the alps

SORRY EUROPE, YOU HAVE TO BE A NORMAL-SIZED CONTINENT TO RIDE THIS RIDE

Just learned about the fragrances and perfumes community. Very normal-guy-esque community, just normal dudes wanting to be sexy with their scents. Yet hubris curses each and every one of them. They want to be sexy so bad, they see fragrances as nectar from the Gods, their temptation to drink the perfumes are very high. I have seen dozens of comments about drinking perfume.

Handful? You didn't stop at just one? You thirsty fuck?

elephant commission wip

dm me if you want ringworm

DONT fucking dm me

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Boomer Elf

I am so in love with her

somtimes I see the world and think "why would anyone want to live here?" and then I see a really bad ass picture of a mountain and I rememer

Ultimately I think it’s okay to eat octopus even though they’re hella smart because I know if a human baby fell in the ocean and a hungry octopus was near it would definitely eat the baby. We just have solid land advantage which makes the stakes skewed

Doing some research into ‘praise kink’

Findings suggest maybe I am a good boy