Squatchy

“wanna hang out? when are you free?”

i’m never free, $50 per hang out

A friendly tip: if you feel the urge to self harm get an ice cube and hold it in your hand for a while. It relieves the compulsion in a less destructive way. Therapists have used this with their patients and I have tried it myself it works pretty well

Okay wow this is now my favourite post on Tumblr. Signal boost into infinity.

My mom’s a therapist and she recommends this to people all the time

when ur ready for ur man

unmute this

This is my favorite vine of all time

If real life was like The Sims

I will high five you over and over until I wet my pants!

Thank god for the context at the end of this post because

Skookum’s not on board

my favorite thing to do in the christmas season is remind my overly religious family that this is what cindy lou who looks like now, that she sings in a rock band and how much I love her, then watch as they get really really mad

tis the season