*gives someone i like some attention* damn they prolly think im obsessed with them lemme chill
kingdom hearts 4
omg his little sigh of relief after explaining in english why his favorite color’s green 😭
me, cautiously entering mens bathroom: please dont let there be piss everywhere
Cis men: incomprehensible. Have a terrible day.
You would not believe your guts
If ten million of deez nuts
I read this to the tune of “fireflies”
Oh shit that would’ve made for a good joke I should have thought of that
m’r worldwide
robs a bank wearing this:
thats what popuko wouldve wanted
howd spongebob get this ripped 😓😫 what’s his max on the bench💪💪he swole
“In space, nobody can hear you in space.”
A L A N
Damn I didn’t know y'all was sad
I thought it was just memes
DMX singing Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer is the only way to kick off the holiday season.