Gaurdian of Light

tag urself I’m Halloween

“Marihuana”

“Skull & Bones”

Video games and Harry Potter.

At any given time, the urge to sing “the lion sleeps tonight” is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away

Redditor Is Turning Random People’s Photos Into Movie Posters.

Your_Post_As_A_Movie

@asilversnake

ITworries me how many of these I’d watch.

this fox if confused as to why the sheets aren’t snow and this is the cutest thing ever

imagine you getting a job at a gamestop and your manager is the type of guy to chug a whole monster energy drink and then say “haha level up!” and he does that every day.

this is oddly specific are you ok

I Am Fantastic Thanks for Asking

Shaxx is one of those people that watch the Crucible on a big flat screen t.v with a soda hat and when someone gets a 10 kill streak he hurls the popcorn across the room, flips a couch, throws cayde off the tower, punched down all the vaults, shakes rahool until he passes out, screaming on the top of his lungs x10, flips off the speaker, jujitsu flip kicks Zavala, then congratulates the guardian.   

Valve’s Steam Guard Security cares more about protecting my videogame library than my financial institution cares about preventing my bank accounts from being compromised.

Angelina Jolie filed for divorce from husband Brad Pitt on Tuesday and the world breathlessly looked to Jennifer Aniston for her response. They did this because once upon a time Aniston dated Brad Pitt, who eventually left her for Angelina Jolie.

For her part, Jennifer Aniston was not interested in discussing the matter.

“Fuck society, you people make me sick,” said Aniston on the Today show. “While you idiots are talking about this Brangelina bullshit, you’re ignoring what just happened yesterday with Terence Crutcher. An unarmed black father of four was driving home from college when his car broke down. The police showed up and shot him while both of his hands were in the air. This was all caught on video, which you can easily watch on the Internet. But instead, no, none of you will do that. You will instead focus on the fact that a celebrity couple is going through a divorce. Fuck you.”

Aniston continued:

“The same people that get super offended and lose their minds over whether or not an athlete takes a knee during the National Anthem don’t give two shits when an innocent person is executed with video evidence. They always say that it ‘needs more investigation.’ What is the matter with people? Do they not have souls? This country needs to get its shit together, stop shooting its citizens, and stop focusing on stupid nonsense so much.”

Response to Aniston’s comments have been divided.

“Damn, Jennifer is spittin’ hot fire today,” said one Facebook commenter. “I had no idea she was so woke.”

“How dare she? She can go to hell,” said another Facebook commenter. “We don’t need her libtard opinions about blah blah blah video evidence she just jealous cuz Angelina stole her man.”

While Aniston’s stand on the issues is to be lauded, it is not expected that anything in the world will change.

Damndamndamnnn

BLESS JENNIFER ANISTON

Jennifer Aniston is my hero

I usually don't reblog this on here but I am

I turned a fourth of my hoarded guns into the crucible mudkip ghost

Easy now, Galileo. Secret Panel HERE!

This was my art school’s water fountain. Drink from them wolf tiddies

I love this and want it in my home

Did he win

he was eliminated that episode but gordon said his cake tasted good it just looked like shit

What language is this