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so there was this girl in my class who showed up to class everyday with her thong sticking out and one day my teacher just walked up to her and said ‘let’s keep victoria a secret’ he got fired but it was still funny

omg this reminds me of the most adorable time when my friend had leaked in art class and she was tearing up a bit and this guy who’s usually quiet but is judged as a jerk because his friends tend to be jerks gets up and throws red paint on the side of her shorts and on his own shorts and throws a couple of other colors in too and starts a mini paint war and other people joined in and i nearly cried because of how cute it was

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waiter: hi what would you like to drink? me: coke please waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?

you dont need drugs to have fun

don’t tell me drugs aren’t involved in this

See what she discovers behind the planchette. Get tickets for #OuijaMovie now. Graphic by Angela Deane.

what is your advertising budget

in case anyone was wondering why the les mis fandom calls the novel ‘the brick’

TOO REAL

Me: *ignores boy* Boy: *posts picture lookin good* Me: hey sorry I was asleep what’s up 😍

jim…..james…..jimothy…..

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I had to do a powerpoint on how to solve overpopulation in countries. My powerpoint consisted of one slide that had this gif in it.