WHY IS RESURRECT E

WHAT DID THEY DO TO MERCY

WHAT

OK SO

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when you’re in a public place but then you remember shepard bleeding to death saying ‘what do you need me to do’ at the end of me3

this woman is my destiny she said uwu shut up and dance with me

it’s fine for women to want a dream mommy game, but, also, can y’all stop spamming the dream daddy tag with that shit? like, let mlm enjoy their mlm media in peace, please. especially if you’re like, “i don’t care about dream daddy i just want dream mommy,” like, that is so fucking ugly to be putting in a tag full of mlm enjoying a rare piece of mlm media.

thanks in advance.

You would not believe your flies if ten million fire eyes lit up the world as I feel asleels.

Cuz they’d fill they fill the open eyes and leave sockhops everywhere you’d think me rude but I would just stand and

dance.

I’d like to make myself a fly. Planet eeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarth Sloooooooooowlyyyylle.

It’s hard to say that I’d rather Seal the deal when I’m a 𝕤𝕟𝕒𝕚𝕝. Cuz everything is never as it meeeeeeeeeeeeeeemmmmmmees.

Cuz I get a thousand bugs from ten thousand lightning hugs as they try to teach me how to fuck.

a fox trot above my hugs a sockhop beneath my 𝖇𝖆𝖑𝖑𝖘 the disco bug is just hanging by a thread

thank god people are finally bringing back hoon

I don’t know what I was expecting

if you werent expecting mccree to say “its hoon” i dont know what to tell you

KARD - Hola Hola

homophobes are SHAKING

Beautiful.

the first two are actual minstrel show cartoons

the third is from a video beyoncé’s husband made called “the story of O.J.” where he utilizes minstrel images to create a point of how impactful they were/are

the last is a gem concept from the official steve universe art book. her name is concrete. one of her traits is she cannot read.

And y'all thought we were tripping when we say the crew hates black women

my life… is a bioware game

explain

disappointing lack of gay romance

Constantly wishing I had better hair.

Eyebrows are a wreck.

Makeup lighting different from original application

things always sound worse spoken than thought of in head

I mean to say something nice but it comes out sarcastic.

At one point, everything is just going to crash.

Everywhere I go it all looks the same. 

so bioware games are actually very realistic

beach goths, featuring the New Joth Friend

good morning lesbians

good afternoon lesbians

good evening lesbians

good night lesbians

Doomfist counters

Safe from Doomfist’s stunning attacks while airborne 

Can hack Doomfist, who is very reliant on his abilities

Can headshot Doomfist fairly easily due to his large hitbox

Is literally built to counter Doomfist

Heard that Doomfist hurt Tracer

even though doomfist is clearly a master tactician who can think quickly and find openings and weaknesses in his enemies in seconds and is said in his bio to be charismatic and intelligent, how long do you think it’ll be until the fandom reduces him to a hot-headed, angry mess who just likes punching things