A Nerd and Her Thoughts

“Wait if I sheath my sword will he not attac-DID THIS TWINK JUST SLAP ME?!”

I’m reading this book and the main character was like describing her nemesis or whatever and she’s like “he’s a white cishet man” in his list of negative attributes and I understand it’s supposed to be a quippy lil thing and all but the irony is that the main character herself is white and cishet, as is her love interest. So what did we gain here? A few woke points? Like I don’t really understand it tbh woke white folk creating distance between them and other white folk simply doesn’t do it for me the irony is a bit strong

now for the ultimate test. go to this website. set it to randomly generate ONE pokemon. all generations. all types. whatever it generates? thats you as a pokemon forever. what you get is what you get. NO RE ROLLING. now. who are you? i got goomy :^)

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u know whats wild. everyone on here like 20 and when i first joined everyone was like 14 15. u ask anybody n they been here for years. nobody new on here. staff locked the doors n were all Stuck Inside

Tag your current age and how old you were when you joined Tumblr

when moses returned from the mountain with the stone tablets containing the 10 commandments and saw the people worshipping the golden calf

Frat boy vampire draining someone while his bros chant “CHUG CHUG CHUG” in the background

Mutuals this could be us

Opening up a boy with the cold ones

There are only three genders

there’s me in the corner, there’s me in the spotlight,

I hate nerds who know numbers and shit!!! Pokémon is for babies like me!!!!!! “I ev train the 252 over 4 base attack to iv 250 and based vitamin trajectory scale of 364/2 days dream drop distance 2:0 Final Cut Pro”

yeah? well I feed my lycanroc a bean and he says arf

He... He rlly dont know the weight of his words...

this is the funniest shit ive ever seen

If you're young and just starting to date, I have some tips:

1. Send their address to some trusted friends.

2. When you're at their place look closely at how they live. What kinds of things do they surround themselves with? Are they expensive? Are they taken care of?

3. Listen at how they treat other people. Pay attention to everything they say. Memorize their pin. Try to understand their motivations.

4. Wait for the signal

5. Heist